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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 28, 2012, 07:23:59 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

December 28, 2012, 07:23:59 PM
Relics.  We don't have any relics (No, Nigel, Greg Hill's bones don't count).  We need to make some...After all, everyone knows that kitsch + time = HOLY™.

Some ideas:

1.  The Shroud of Dumbass.  CPD could probably do this well.
2.  The Knucklebones of St Gulik.  Nigel is perfect for this.
3.  The Thong of Enrico Salizar.  Hoops, you're the man for this.

I am not suggesting we collect these in one place (except via pics).  I am merely suggesting that we have them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#1
December 28, 2012, 07:27:09 PM
Obviously, Mang's Polystyrene Nose.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
December 28, 2012, 07:28:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 28, 2012, 07:27:09 PM
Obviously, Mang's Polystyrene Nose.

Fuck yes.

And anything else you sick fucks can dream up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
December 28, 2012, 07:28:35 PM
This would also encourage pilgrimmage. I approve of this idea. Lmno- any thoughts on what boston should have?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
December 28, 2012, 07:31:29 PM
The Mallet of Richter comes to mind, for Providence.

I can donate a pair of badly and improperly used underpance for Tucson, among other things.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#5
December 28, 2012, 07:32:39 PM
ECH's old pizza joint for Maine.  Assuming it still stands in some fashion. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
December 28, 2012, 07:34:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 28, 2012, 07:32:39 PM
ECH's old pizza joint for Maine.  Assuming it still stands in some fashion.

That's more of a Holy Site™ than a relic, sort of like the apocryphal Bowling Alley, but it works.  Pics of the joint would be worth having.

Should this come together, we'll need to make a sticky thread or even a subforum to store the pics of the various relics in.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#7
December 28, 2012, 07:36:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2012, 07:34:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 28, 2012, 07:32:39 PM
ECH's old pizza joint for Maine.  Assuming it still stands in some fashion.

That's more of a Holy Site™ than a relic, sort of like the apocryphal Bowling Alley, but it works.  Pics of the joint would be worth having.

Should this come together, we'll need to make a sticky thread or even a subforum to store the pics of the various relics in.


If I remember correctly, he had some kind of claw machine/game in there.  That could be the relic.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

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December 28, 2012, 07:39:24 PM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 28, 2012, 07:28:35 PM
This would also encourage pilgrimmage. I approve of this idea. Lmno- any thoughts on what boston should have?

The Holy Boilermaker.

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
December 28, 2012, 07:46:09 PM
Whats that?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#10
December 28, 2012, 07:54:33 PM
Click link, and gain enlightenment.

Nephew Twiddleton

#11
December 28, 2012, 07:57:11 PM
Dumbphone. :argh: will have to wait until friday time.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#12
December 28, 2012, 07:59:11 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
December 28, 2012, 08:14:19 PM
All I know is you people need to stay AWAY from my dildoes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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December 28, 2012, 08:15:04 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on December 28, 2012, 08:14:19 PM
All I know is you people need to stay AWAY from my dildoes.

Staying as far away as I can from those...things has been in my long range planning.

I've seen what happened to the sasquatch.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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