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Started by Suu, December 04, 2012, 03:19:49 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#1035
December 29, 2012, 05:48:44 PM
So- the way may bisexuality works is that Villager is my girlfriend and Anne Marie is my hag, and my hag needs to call me back and tell me about her haggy self.

Twid,
Pretty sure Anarchangel is going to get excellent sound at a particular venue from now on.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1036
December 29, 2012, 06:38:44 PM
OK spags, I'm out for the weekend. Happy New Year!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#1037
December 29, 2012, 09:10:49 PM
Huh, so I have this uncle, we'll call him Jack.  Just had a long phone conversation with him, haven't talked to him in years.  For years he's been working at the VIP Auto Parts where I grew up.  He confided in me that after years of balancing and rotating, he felt like he was just spinning his wheels and felt it was time to retire.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1038
December 29, 2012, 09:35:40 PM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 29, 2012, 05:48:44 PM
So- the way may bisexuality works is that Villager is my girlfriend and Anne Marie is my hag, and my hag needs to call me back and tell me about her haggy self.

Twid,
Pretty sure Anarchangel is going to get excellent sound at a particular venue from now on.

Also, last night there was still one virgin in the band.

My gay hands are flailing all over the damn place.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#1039
December 30, 2012, 03:38:20 AM
Age thirty one: first sex related injury.

Twid
amused strangely enough. Also brisk feeling.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

#1040
December 30, 2012, 05:37:09 AM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 30, 2012, 03:38:20 AM
Age thirty one: first sex related injury.

Twid
amused strangely enough. Also brisk feeling.

Wait until your first "I almost died because of sex" story.   :wink:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
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Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1041
December 30, 2012, 08:25:46 AM
There's WiFi at the beach castle! But for some reason the only thing the radio will play is '30's dance.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#1042
December 30, 2012, 03:17:53 PM
Whoa... Almost dying because of sex? Dare i ask?
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Juana

#1043
December 30, 2012, 09:56:43 PM
Heart attack? Falling off the bed and somebody landing on their neck?

Trying to decide if I want to add a sixth class. It would FINALLY be an elective (fucking upper GE, taking a million credits), which is a plus. But it would also be a sixth class. So I dunno?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cain

#1044
December 30, 2012, 09:59:38 PM
Pfft, almost dying during sex is easy.

Autoerotic asphyxiation anyone?  Well, OK, that can be masturbation too, but point taken, I hope.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1045
December 30, 2012, 10:43:09 PM
Lol point taken
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

#1046
December 30, 2012, 11:26:12 PM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 30, 2012, 03:17:53 PM
Whoa... Almost dying because of sex? Dare i ask?

Roof.  It was a little steeper than we thought.   :oops:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

#1047
December 31, 2012, 12:06:14 AM
:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Lenin McCarthy

#1048
December 31, 2012, 01:38:14 AM
Luna: :lulz:


I was planning to go to a New Year's party at a classmate's place, but I can't crash there, and I have no means of getting home. There is a subsidized taxi service that's supposed to get young people home safely in exchange for a few bucks, but it can only cross one municipal border which is one too few.  :| Guess I have to find something else to do tomorrow then. 

AFK

#1049
December 31, 2012, 03:44:02 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 30, 2012, 11:26:12 PM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 30, 2012, 03:17:53 PM
Whoa... Almost dying because of sex? Dare i ask?

Roof.  It was a little steeper than we thought.   :-[


Did you get shingles afterwards?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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