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Started by Suu, December 04, 2012, 03:19:49 PM

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Cain

The sustained missile attack had two distinct phases in North London:

- the 22:50 phase.  Presumably undertaken by people who had forgotten to change the time a couple of months back, and

- the 00:30 phase.  Someone forgot to bring their lighter, I guess?

Now we're in the "people walking along the street howling like dogs" phase, which is a new one for me.

MMIX

Quote from: Cain on January 01, 2013, 01:01:22 AM
The sustained missile attack had two distinct phases in North London:

- the 22:50 phase.  Presumably undertaken by people who had forgotten to change the time a couple of months back, and

- the 00:30 phase.  Someone forgot to bring their lighter, I guess?

Now we're in the "people walking along the street howling like dogs" phase, which is a new one for me.

One can only hope that "howling like dogs" will be followed by "farting like dogs" and that the latecomers to the party will finally work out what the lighters are really for . . .
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Decided to give new years a miss.  Among other things, it's amateur night out there.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

I'm at a friend's place in the south east part of the city (spectacularly shitty, even for Fresno). I'm very glad I'm inside. What the hell possessing people to fire guns into the air in a densely populated area? It's not even close to midnight!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cain

Shooting at them Mayan aliens trying to bring about the apocalypse.  Just like Nostradamus predicted.

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Juana

And that was, if the army dude here tonight is to be believed, an M-16. What the hell.
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Sita

New Year's Eve was the same as every other year here.
Watching stupid tv (or in my case lurking about online) until 11:30 and turning the channel in time to see the ball drop. Then have a glass of sparkling grape juice. Then bed.

So much fun.

Though the people outside seemed to be enjoying themselves based on the amount of noise made.
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Quote from: CHUMP on December 31, 2012, 08:46:20 PM
I don't think the problem is with any users here, though...I think what happened was that the great exodus to Facebook brought us below some sort of threshhold beneath which conversations just don't have enough steam to continue.

Which is just another reason to hate the FB Discordians.

TBH I'm on fecesbook quite a bit, but I tend to make money there. fb "discordianism" is mostly people posting Bob pics and not really "discordianism" at all, IMHO.
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Everyone channels their Discordianism in a different way.  Even here, on this board, we all have different flavors of Discordianism as individuals, and I dare venture it isn't limited to what we do online.


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In the spirit of cynicism, I am not suprised that some folks self labelling as discordian, erisian, chaotician, subgenius, etc. Do not have the patience to read more then three sentences.  Anyone who found the glorious movement through FB may be more likely to fit this category, stay in it, or not look beyond it.

Fb is the placenfor flash in the pan ideas, tits, cats, etc.  It just doesnt have the retention or the culture for serious discusssion.

So going by the milk for babies-meat for adultsnsaying, I bring my meat here.  Tossing anyone who seeems to want more dicourse than FB support here too would beanother step.

Yes, that is double entendre back there.
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Quote from: Anencephaly Zone Correspondent on January 01, 2013, 01:58:58 PM
Quote from: CHUMP on December 31, 2012, 08:46:20 PM
I don't think the problem is with any users here, though...I think what happened was that the great exodus to Facebook brought us below some sort of threshhold beneath which conversations just don't have enough steam to continue.

Which is just another reason to hate the FB Discordians.

TBH I'm on fecesbook quite a bit, but I tend to make money there. fb "discordianism" is mostly people posting Bob pics and not really "discordianism" at all, IMHO.

What is the Law?

The Law is that we don't vent on the venting thread.  That's only for real people.  Which we aren't.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: CHUMP on January 01, 2013, 03:22:21 PM
Quote from: Anencephaly Zone Correspondent on January 01, 2013, 01:58:58 PM
Quote from: CHUMP on December 31, 2012, 08:46:20 PM
I don't think the problem is with any users here, though...I think what happened was that the great exodus to Facebook brought us below some sort of threshhold beneath which conversations just don't have enough steam to continue.

Which is just another reason to hate the FB Discordians.

TBH I'm on fecesbook quite a bit, but I tend to make money there. fb "discordianism" is mostly people posting Bob pics and not really "discordianism" at all, IMHO.

What is the Law?

The Law is that we don't vent on the venting thread.  That's only for real people.  Which we aren't.

We're redheaded stepkids AGAIN? What did I miss?

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To shoo the chickens from the porch and dust the hearth and sweep,
and make the fire and bake the bread to earn her board and keep.
While all us other children, when the supper things is done,
we sit around the kitchen fire and has the mostest fun,
a listening to the Highway tales that Roger tells about
and the Nigels will get ya if ya don't watch out!

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