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So, I went to check out the Facebook "Discordian Society" page.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 05, 2013, 06:46:42 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2013, 07:20:21 AM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on January 05, 2013, 07:15:37 AM
Usually when I get a notification from them, I go, oh yeah, them. And ignore it.


Personally I don't know why I'm still in that group.

I only remembered it was there because Nigel was laughing about trolling it.

I don't remember it being that puerile and stupid.  I guess I remembered wrong.

It's not even good for trolling. It's fucking RETARDED, and I mean that completely literally. It's IMPAIRED. Any attempt at intelligent conversation instantly gets word-saladed into oblivion, and goddess forbid you point out that there's nothing especially Discordian about "replace one word in this movie title with fuck" because the rabid pinealists will launch into endlessly repeated interations of "Grayface!" and the Turkey Curse.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 08, 2013, 03:42:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2013, 07:20:21 AM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on January 05, 2013, 07:15:37 AM
Usually when I get a notification from them, I go, oh yeah, them. And ignore it.


Personally I don't know why I'm still in that group.

I only remembered it was there because Nigel was laughing about trolling it.

I don't remember it being that puerile and stupid.  I guess I remembered wrong.

It's not even good for trolling. It's fucking RETARDED, and I mean that completely literally. It's IMPAIRED. Any attempt at intelligent conversation instantly gets word-saladed into oblivion, and goddess forbid you point out that there's nothing especially Discordian about "replace one word in this movie title with fuck" because the rabid pinealists will launch into endlessly repeated interations of "Grayface!" and the Turkey Curse.

Well, shit.  There's nothing to do but hit the 11 button, then.

BRB LOL
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2013, 03:57:17 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 08, 2013, 03:42:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2013, 07:20:21 AM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on January 05, 2013, 07:15:37 AM
Usually when I get a notification from them, I go, oh yeah, them. And ignore it.


Personally I don't know why I'm still in that group.

I only remembered it was there because Nigel was laughing about trolling it.

I don't remember it being that puerile and stupid.  I guess I remembered wrong.

It's not even good for trolling. It's fucking RETARDED, and I mean that completely literally. It's IMPAIRED. Any attempt at intelligent conversation instantly gets word-saladed into oblivion, and goddess forbid you point out that there's nothing especially Discordian about "replace one word in this movie title with fuck" because the rabid pinealists will launch into endlessly repeated interations of "Grayface!" and the Turkey Curse.

Well, shit.  There's nothing to do but hit the 11 button, then.

BRB LOL

Oh THAT group, I see you now. Yeah I'm not a member. I left that shit. Ugh. I'm in the 2013 one or whatever.

*gets popcorn*
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on January 08, 2013, 04:01:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2013, 03:57:17 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 08, 2013, 03:42:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2013, 07:20:21 AM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on January 05, 2013, 07:15:37 AM
Usually when I get a notification from them, I go, oh yeah, them. And ignore it.


Personally I don't know why I'm still in that group.

I only remembered it was there because Nigel was laughing about trolling it.

I don't remember it being that puerile and stupid.  I guess I remembered wrong.

It's not even good for trolling. It's fucking RETARDED, and I mean that completely literally. It's IMPAIRED. Any attempt at intelligent conversation instantly gets word-saladed into oblivion, and goddess forbid you point out that there's nothing especially Discordian about "replace one word in this movie title with fuck" because the rabid pinealists will launch into endlessly repeated interations of "Grayface!" and the Turkey Curse.

Well, shit.  There's nothing to do but hit the 11 button, then.

BRB LOL

Oh THAT group, I see you now. Yeah I'm not a member. I left that shit. Ugh. I'm in the 2013 one or whatever.

*gets popcorn*

2011/2013 is just boring.  It's basically Cramuvision.  Which is not unlike Wonkavision.

It's not fucking RETARDED, like these assholes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

This thread only confirms that not having a Facebook is the way to go. If I want to deal with that much stupid, I'll just find another religious forum.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2013, 03:57:17 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 08, 2013, 03:42:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2013, 07:20:21 AM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on January 05, 2013, 07:15:37 AM
Usually when I get a notification from them, I go, oh yeah, them. And ignore it.


Personally I don't know why I'm still in that group.

I only remembered it was there because Nigel was laughing about trolling it.

I don't remember it being that puerile and stupid.  I guess I remembered wrong.

It's not even good for trolling. It's fucking RETARDED, and I mean that completely literally. It's IMPAIRED. Any attempt at intelligent conversation instantly gets word-saladed into oblivion, and goddess forbid you point out that there's nothing especially Discordian about "replace one word in this movie title with fuck" because the rabid pinealists will launch into endlessly repeated interations of "Grayface!" and the Turkey Curse.

Well, shit.  There's nothing to do but hit the 11 button, then.

BRB LOL

If anything funny happens, let me know and I'll re-join. I had to leave the group because the notifications were making me grind my teeth.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

FYI, anyone who doesn't know, I started a Black Iron Prison Discordian group in the hopes of attracting some fresh blood who is interested in having actual conversations about actual topics... I tried to add everyone from here but if I missed you just add yourself pls.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

WTF did I just read?

And who the fuck spells Discord with an H?

Joining the group, tomorrow, I join the fight.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

I'm just going to stay out of it.

I read the flow wrong. Apologies Roger.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on January 08, 2013, 04:41:39 AM
I'm just going to stay out of it.

I read the flow wrong. Apologies Roger.

Naw, stay in.  But the idea is to PISS THEM OFF, not shut them up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.