How to Know if You're in Tucson

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle.

Or Tucson, where the cops just don't care anymore.

I was going to add more, but ever since we legalized we've had packs of feral children raised by the demon weed roaming the streets stealing anything that isn't nailed down to pay for their insidious addiction. They just came by and stole my laptSDZ?><vfgafh

I've been afraid to go across the river since the New Year. I've heard that it's nothing but ravening hordes of marijuana-addled face-craving zombies feeding doobies to babies and raping grandmothers.

Also, that you're totally out of Little Debbie Nutty Bars.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle.

Or Tucson, where the cops just don't care anymore.

I was going to add more, but ever since we legalized we've had packs of feral children raised by the demon weed roaming the streets stealing anything that isn't nailed down to pay for their insidious addiction. They just came by and stole my laptSDZ?><vfgafh

I've been afraid to go across the river since the New Year. I've heard that it's nothing but ravening hordes of marijuana-addled face-craving zombies feeding doobies to babies and raping grandmothers.

Also, that you're totally out of Little Debbie Nutty Bars.

Shooting marijuana leads to smoking LSD.

[East Coast Hustle]

Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle.

Or Tucson, where the cops just don't care anymore.

I was going to add more, but ever since we legalized we've had packs of feral children raised by the demon weed roaming the streets stealing anything that isn't nailed down to pay for their insidious addiction. They just came by and stole my laptSDZ?><vfgafh

I've been afraid to go across the river since the New Year. I've heard that it's nothing but ravening hordes of marijuana-addled face-craving zombies feeding doobies to babies and raping grandmothers.

Also, that you're totally out of Little Debbie Nutty Bars.

Not true, however, the asian supermarket by my new job is now ALWAYS out of taro ice cream.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hell, if you want to take legal bong hits you don't have to go to Amsterdam. You can just go to Denver or Seattle.

Or Tucson, where the cops just don't care anymore.

I was going to add more, but ever since we legalized we've had packs of feral children raised by the demon weed roaming the streets stealing anything that isn't nailed down to pay for their insidious addiction. They just came by and stole my laptSDZ?><vfgafh

I've been afraid to go across the river since the New Year. I've heard that it's nothing but ravening hordes of marijuana-addled face-craving zombies feeding doobies to babies and raping grandmothers.

Also, that you're totally out of Little Debbie Nutty Bars.

Not true, however, the asian supermarket by my new job is now ALWAYS out of taro ice cream.

DAMNING PROOF OF THE SCOURGE OF MARIJUANA! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wait, taro ice cream

how is that even a flavor?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY, I MADE YOU SOME STARCH-FLAVORED ICE CREAM.

[East Coast Hustle]

No, it's SO GOOD. Seriously, go immediately to Fubonn or someplace like it and get you some.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No, it's SO GOOD. Seriously, go immediately to Fubonn or someplace like it and get you some.

I totally am. Fuck yes. Also, I am overdue for a Fubonn run.