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uh oh. Ron Jeremy's ill.

Started by EK WAFFLR, January 31, 2013, 12:28:20 PM

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EK WAFFLR

January 31, 2013, 12:28:20 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#1
January 31, 2013, 02:16:32 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:horrormirth:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
January 31, 2013, 03:12:18 PM
:(
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Suu

#3
January 31, 2013, 04:03:03 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE A BAD FEBRUARY!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
January 31, 2013, 05:50:31 PM
DON'T GO, RON, THIS WORLD NEEDS A GOD OF SQUICK
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The Good Reverend Roger

#5
January 31, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on January 31, 2013, 05:50:31 PM
DON'T GO, RON, THIS WORLD NEEDS A GOD OF SQUICK

:cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
January 31, 2013, 06:00:12 PM
The man writes childrens books. What porn star does that i ask you?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#7
January 31, 2013, 06:03:53 PM
Ron Jeremy is to porn what Lemmy is to Metal.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Suu

#8
January 31, 2013, 06:49:07 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#9
January 31, 2013, 06:52:40 PM
So, god is a randy hedgehog.  Good to know.

Suu

#10
January 31, 2013, 06:55:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 31, 2013, 06:52:40 PM
So, god is a randy hedgehog.  Good to know.

You act surprised.

Fortunately: NOT Alanis Morrisette.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#11
January 31, 2013, 07:00:00 PM
No Zombie Jeremy memes on facebook yet.
I'm cautiously optimistic he might make it.
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Richter

#12
February 01, 2013, 04:15:06 AM
I always figured he was too well lubed to ever die.  Like a walking low-viscosity tar pit.  Millenia later they will dregde the bones of a late 90's porn strumpet out of his chest hair, and fill textbooks with images of our age being oversexualized and overproduced

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#13
February 01, 2013, 04:49:46 AM
 :eek:

He's still in the ICU but isn't getting worse. That's something. I find it sort of weird and gross that Fox is making jokes about him not getting back to work any time soon but I can't put my finger on why.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#14
February 01, 2013, 06:10:27 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 01, 2013, 04:49:46 AM
:eek:

He's still in the ICU but isn't getting worse. That's something. I find it sort of weird and gross that Fox is making jokes about him not getting back to work any time soon but I can't put my finger on why.

a) Fox
b) Fox
c) You know they want to be him
d) Fox
e) Total lack of empathy for a fellow human being because well, Fox
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