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A partial list of corrected proverbs.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 01, 2013, 02:55:11 PM

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Richter

#30
February 03, 2013, 05:16:42 AM
The buck stops NOT IN YOUR HANDS

Loose lips GET PROMOTED TO MIDDLE MANAGMENT

Don't look a gift horse UP THE ASS

Early to bed, early to rise makes a man IDEAL FOR SHIFT WORK

If you can't beat them WHINE ABOUT IT

The early bird gets EATEN BY THE SNAKE GETTING OUT OF THE CLUB LATE
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
February 03, 2013, 05:55:42 AM
Physician, GO FUCK THYSELF.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
February 03, 2013, 06:54:14 AM
There is nothing so bad that IT CAN'T BE IMPROVED BY WHINING ABOUT IT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#33
February 03, 2013, 07:09:17 AM
Knit one, FUCK YOU.

Where there's a will there's A THOUSAND WILL-NOTS.

Out of the frying pan and INTO THE PASSIVE-AGRESSIVE FLAMEWARS.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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