So Friday night...

[P3nT4gR4m]

We're paddling along, in the pitch black when the cops pull up behind us, blue lights flashing, like something out of close encounters.

Accidentally strayed into the restricted water, near a navy sub base.

These warmonger dudes aint half territorial buggers.

Charged with pissing off the royal navy.

Have to wait and see if they want to bill me or jail me

[Cain]

Enjoy your stay in Diego Garcia.

[Richter]

The waterborn fuzz has no humor. 

Some will just tell you how you were a fool and send you to shore.  Others feel the need to get pompous.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We're paddling along, in the pitch black when the cops pull up behind us, blue lights flashing, like something out of close encounters.

Accidentally strayed into the restricted water, near a navy sub base.

These warmonger dudes aint half territorial buggers.

Charged with pissing off the royal navy.

Have to wait and see if they want to bill me or jail me

Well, you look just like a terrorist.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Thing that struck me as funny was the copper said to us "It's pretty obvious you're not protesters"

not "It's pretty obvious you're not terrorists"

I guess proper terrorists would have had some plan to avoid the radar or something.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Thing that struck me as funny was the copper said to us "It's pretty obvious you're not protesters"

not "It's pretty obvious you're not terrorists"

I guess proper terrorists would have had some plan to avoid the radar or something.

And then Pent did a barrel roll.

[Cain]

Or, more likely, the police cannot tell the difference between protestors and terrorists.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Or, more likely, the police cannot tell the difference between protestors and terrorists.

Haha! Luckily for me these were scottish woodentops - saw what was obviously an honest mistake and acted accordingly. No doubt if this had been the United States of Defcon Panic, we'd have been torpedoed out the water