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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 06, 2013, 05:08:44 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 06, 2013, 05:08:44 PM
I just realized that I'm 3190 miles and 32 years from home.  How did that happen?  How do I get back there?  What the hell IS this place?  It looks like the surface of the fucking moon!  Where the hell did the ocean go?  Fuck, I've lost the ocean!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

#1
February 06, 2013, 05:29:28 PM
Come to Iowa, 'tis covered in snow.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#2
February 06, 2013, 05:47:38 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:29:28 PM
Come to Iowa, 'tis covered in snow.

Can't.  Tucson.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#3
February 06, 2013, 05:49:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 05:08:44 PM
I just realized that I'm 3190 miles and 32 years from home.  How did that happen?  How do I get back there?  What the hell IS this place?  It looks like the surface of the fucking moon!  Where the hell did the ocean go? Fuck, I've lost the ocean!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Trivial

#4
February 06, 2013, 05:56:36 PM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Nephew Twiddleton

#5
February 06, 2013, 06:00:50 PM
I hate to tell you roger but newfoundland was just a coma dream. Other trips have been well trips. You might remember meeting me on the boston common. It was actually scotsdale.
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Trivial

#6
February 06, 2013, 06:03:40 PM
Has anyone been to Arcosanti?
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
February 06, 2013, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:56:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 05:47:38 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:29:28 PM
Come to Iowa, 'tis covered in snow.

Can't.  Tucson.

Well, it happens.

Happens to everyone eventually.  Maybe it's a car wreck.  Or a heart attack.  Or just old age.

But, sooner or later, everyone comes to Tucson.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
February 06, 2013, 06:16:07 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on February 06, 2013, 06:00:50 PM
I hate to tell you roger but newfoundland was just a coma dream. Other trips have been well trips. You might remember meeting me on the boston common. It was actually scotsdale.

:horrormirth:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#9
February 06, 2013, 06:19:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:56:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 05:47:38 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:29:28 PM
Come to Iowa, 'tis covered in snow.

Can't.  Tucson.

Well, it happens.

Happens to everyone eventually.  Maybe it's a car wreck.  Or a heart attack.  Or just old age.

But, sooner or later, everyone comes to Tucson.

Not if there's no fucking ocean I won't. Or, if I do end up there, I will sink the whole fucking landmass just to get some surf :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
February 06, 2013, 06:20:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 06:19:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:56:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 05:47:38 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 06, 2013, 05:29:28 PM
Come to Iowa, 'tis covered in snow.

Can't.  Tucson.

Well, it happens.

Happens to everyone eventually.  Maybe it's a car wreck.  Or a heart attack.  Or just old age.

But, sooner or later, everyone comes to Tucson.

Not if there's no fucking ocean I won't. Or, if I do end up there, I will sink the whole fucking landmass just to get some surf :argh!:

The ancient ocean floor is 11,000 feet down, through coliche and dirt mostly composed of coyote shit.

So technically, there's PART of an ocean.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#11
February 06, 2013, 06:32:28 PM
I belong to water. It's fiercely possessive of me. If the ocean can't splash me from where it is it sends rain. This is the real reason we have shit weather in Scotland whenever I'm not near a beach. If I come to Tucson, expect floods. Not my fault, it's just something that happens. The sea will claim my ass and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
February 06, 2013, 06:35:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 06:32:28 PM
I belong to water. It's fiercely possessive of me. If the ocean can't splash me from where it is it sends rain. This is the real reason we have shit weather in Scotland whenever I'm not near a beach. If I come to Tucson, expect floods. Not my fault, it's just something that happens. The sea will claim my ass and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

There's water here.  In June, there's so much water people drown all over The City.  The rest of the year, it's 60 feet underground, where it belongs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#13
February 06, 2013, 06:38:49 PM
THEN I MUST DIG!
:lord:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Nephew Twiddleton

#14
February 06, 2013, 06:40:29 PM
We kept trying to tell you where you were but you must have eaten quite a few buttons. Kept talking about the gay pride parade. Must have been hallucinating the colors. Maybe you couldnt accept the truth. Boston was destroyed a long ago. Its all arizona now. Dont you remember the sun shining? When did the sun ever shine in new england?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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