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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 16, 2013, 01:43:10 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

You will NEVER be as cool as Samuel Johnson:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

That pic...He's about to SHIT IN YOUR APPLE JUICE and HE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU KNOW IT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

HIPSTERS BEWARE

SAMUEL JOHNSON FARTS TWICE YOUR WEIGHT HOURLY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2013, 01:43:10 AM
You will NEVER be as cool as Samuel Johnson:



LOOK AT THAT FACE

IT'S A COMBINED "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" AND "I GOTTA SHIT. NOW."

CAN WE CLONE THIS MAN? AMNERICA NEEDS HIM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 16, 2013, 03:29:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2013, 01:43:10 AM
You will NEVER be as cool as Samuel Johnson:



LOOK AT THAT FACE

IT'S A COMBINED "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" AND "I GOTTA SHIT. NOW."

CAN WE CLONE THIS MAN? AMNERICA NEEDS HIM

I DISAGREE

IT IS "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? I AM SHITTING. IN YOUR OATMEAL, FUCK YOU THAT'S WHERE."
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Richter

Fact-  you would consider a teabagging by this guy an honor.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 16, 2013, 04:07:19 AM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 16, 2013, 03:29:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2013, 01:43:10 AM
You will NEVER be as cool as Samuel Johnson:



LOOK AT THAT FACE

IT'S A COMBINED "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" AND "I GOTTA SHIT. NOW."

CAN WE CLONE THIS MAN? AMNERICA NEEDS HIM

I DISAGREE

IT IS "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? I AM SHITTING. IN YOUR OATMEAL, FUCK YOU THAT'S WHERE."

YOU'RE BOTH WRONG
If you study the expression and features closely, you'll see this is just a shoop of Roger in a powdered wig.

In other news, I now believe in reincarnation.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: V3X on February 16, 2013, 06:33:19 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 16, 2013, 04:07:19 AM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 16, 2013, 03:29:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2013, 01:43:10 AM
You will NEVER be as cool as Samuel Johnson:



LOOK AT THAT FACE

IT'S A COMBINED "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" AND "I GOTTA SHIT. NOW."

CAN WE CLONE THIS MAN? AMNERICA NEEDS HIM

I DISAGREE

IT IS "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? I AM SHITTING. IN YOUR OATMEAL, FUCK YOU THAT'S WHERE."

YOU'RE BOTH WRONG
If you study the expression and features closely, you'll see this is just a shoop of Roger in a powdered wig.

In other news, I now believe in reincarnation.

I don't know whether to graciously accept a compliment, or throw a towering wobbler.

TGRR,
TORN
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2013, 07:02:23 AM
Quote from: V3X on February 16, 2013, 06:33:19 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 16, 2013, 04:07:19 AM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 16, 2013, 03:29:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2013, 01:43:10 AM
You will NEVER be as cool as Samuel Johnson:



LOOK AT THAT FACE

IT'S A COMBINED "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" AND "I GOTTA SHIT. NOW."

CAN WE CLONE THIS MAN? AMNERICA NEEDS HIM

I DISAGREE

IT IS "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? I AM SHITTING. IN YOUR OATMEAL, FUCK YOU THAT'S WHERE."

YOU'RE BOTH WRONG
If you study the expression and features closely, you'll see this is just a shoop of Roger in a powdered wig.

In other news, I now believe in reincarnation.

I don't know whether to graciously accept a compliment, or throw a towering wobbler.

TGRR,
TORN

:lulz: Thread won.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."