ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You will NEVER be as cool as Samuel Johnson:

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

FACT

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That dude was BAD ASS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That pic...He's about to SHIT IN YOUR APPLE JUICE and HE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU KNOW IT.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HIPSTERS BEWARE

SAMUEL JOHNSON FARTS TWICE YOUR WEIGHT HOURLY.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

You will NEVER be as cool as Samuel Johnson:

LOOK AT THAT FACE

IT'S A COMBINED "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" AND "I GOTTA SHIT. NOW."

CAN WE CLONE THIS MAN? AMNERICA NEEDS HIM

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You will NEVER be as cool as Samuel Johnson:

LOOK AT THAT FACE

IT'S A COMBINED "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" AND "I GOTTA SHIT. NOW."

CAN WE CLONE THIS MAN? AMNERICA NEEDS HIM

I DISAGREE

IT IS "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? I AM SHITTING. IN YOUR OATMEAL, FUCK YOU THAT'S WHERE."

[Richter]

Fact-  you would consider a teabagging by this guy an honor.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

You will NEVER be as cool as Samuel Johnson:

LOOK AT THAT FACE

IT'S A COMBINED "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" AND "I GOTTA SHIT. NOW."

CAN WE CLONE THIS MAN? AMNERICA NEEDS HIM

I DISAGREE

IT IS "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? I AM SHITTING. IN YOUR OATMEAL, FUCK YOU THAT'S WHERE."

YOU'RE BOTH WRONG
If you study the expression and features closely, you'll see this is just a shoop of Roger in a powdered wig.

In other news, I now believe in reincarnation.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You will NEVER be as cool as Samuel Johnson:

LOOK AT THAT FACE

IT'S A COMBINED "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" AND "I GOTTA SHIT. NOW."

CAN WE CLONE THIS MAN? AMNERICA NEEDS HIM

I DISAGREE

IT IS "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? I AM SHITTING. IN YOUR OATMEAL, FUCK YOU THAT'S WHERE."

YOU'RE BOTH WRONG
If you study the expression and features closely, you'll see this is just a shoop of Roger in a powdered wig.

In other news, I now believe in reincarnation.

I don't know whether to graciously accept a compliment, or throw a towering wobbler.

TGRR,
TORN

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You will NEVER be as cool as Samuel Johnson:

LOOK AT THAT FACE

IT'S A COMBINED "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" AND "I GOTTA SHIT. NOW."

CAN WE CLONE THIS MAN? AMNERICA NEEDS HIM

I DISAGREE

IT IS "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? I AM SHITTING. IN YOUR OATMEAL, FUCK YOU THAT'S WHERE."

YOU'RE BOTH WRONG
If you study the expression and features closely, you'll see this is just a shoop of Roger in a powdered wig.

In other news, I now believe in reincarnation.

I don't know whether to graciously accept a compliment, or throw a towering wobbler.

TGRR,
TORN

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