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BROWN CHEESE FIRE!

Started by EK WAFFLR, February 13, 2013, 12:08:58 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

#15
February 14, 2013, 08:37:39 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 13, 2013, 11:39:02 PM
Fuck the fire, tell me more of this "Fudge-cheese". Is that really an accurate summary? I'm Scottish and actually offended I've not heard of this yet.

Wait a fucking minute ... rewind ... you are a scot? How the fuck was I unaware of this?  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Junkenstein

#16
February 14, 2013, 08:42:21 PM
No idea man, must never have mentioned it.

And I have struck a deal for this delicacy with the good Waffles. It's made my fucking week.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

#17
February 14, 2013, 08:44:01 PM
So are you still in gods chosen country or did you manage to escape?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

#18
February 14, 2013, 08:50:00 PM
Currently North-West UK. Switch the Buckfast for Stella and it's eerie.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

East Coast Hustle

#19
February 15, 2013, 04:42:58 PM
Is this gjetost we're talking about?

You motherfucking belgians better not have burned down all of my gjetost or I will be PISSED.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

EK WAFFLR

#20
February 15, 2013, 04:44:00 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on February 15, 2013, 04:42:58 PM
Is this gjetost we're talking about?

You motherfucking belgians better not have burned down all of my gjetost or I will be PISSED.

There's plenty of it left, no worries, mate.
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East Coast Hustle

#21
February 16, 2013, 08:36:02 AM
That's right. Don't you MAKE me come over there.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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