OK UNIVERSE

[Trivial]

HIT MY CAR WITH MORE THINGS IT IS NOT WORTH ANYTHING ANYMORE

[Elder Iptuous]

is it non functional?

[Cain]

[Trivial]

is it non functional?

No it works, it's just a 12 year old car, so any damage to it is worth more than the car.

The bus damage was already, and now someone hit the passenger side doors so they don't work.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

is it non functional?

No it works, it's just a 12 year old car, so any damage to it is worth more than the car.

The bus damage was already, and now someone hit the passenger side doors so they don't work.

Shit, mine's 20 years old, and it's the newest car I've ever owned. 

[Trivial]

Well yeah this one is running fine, would probably be good for one person, someone who doesn't need a passenger side.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Dude? A BUS? Wow.

The start of all our mess was a few months ago - the roommates' car was a few grand from being paid off. It was four years old. Little old lady misses a stop-sign, jumps the curb and ends up in our driveway, smashing their tiny car into an accordion, and almost taking out the garage with her 80's Lincoln Tank.

I'm starting to think someone has been putting Viagra and sriracha sauce in Eris's morning mojito. Watch out for rugs and stairs. If your path follows ours, those are your next two hurdles.

[LMNO]

This cheered me to no end.

[Trivial]

Miss "omg, I have no insurance but I can pay for everything" can't.  Honestly wasn't expecting her to, but she never called back to say that.  Now it's "omg it's all your fault."

[I_Kicked_Kennedy]

This cheered me to no end.

Do you have the one where King Mob and Sir Miles have battled, and Sir Miles is all f'd, and KM asks him how many fingers he's holding up?

King Mob: "Just two..."

I've wanted that cap for some time, now.