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Started by East Coast Hustle, February 26, 2013, 08:58:03 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2013, 08:34:41 PM
I'm actually going to pick a couple of products and dig a bit.

Do you guys have an equivalent of "Pound Shops"? maybe "Dollar Stores" or something similar? Reason I ask is because our ones are full of shit made by bangladeshi preschoolers who are were too ugly to get a foot on the child-prostitute career ladder.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 01, 2013, 08:38:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2013, 08:34:41 PM
I'm actually going to pick a couple of products and dig a bit.

Do you guys have an equivalent of "Pound Shops"? maybe "Dollar Stores" or something similar? Reason I ask is because our ones are full of shit made by bangladeshi preschoolers who are were too ugly to get a foot on the child-prostitute career ladder.

We certainly do.

They're chain stores here.

Perhaps some new signage out front...
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Cotton is a good bet.

Uzbekistan uses child slave labour (under the guise of "national cultural traditions"), and its cotton harvest goes pretty far.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on March 01, 2013, 08:44:29 PM
Cotton is a good bet.

Uzbekistan uses child slave labour (under the guise of "national cultural traditions"), and its cotton harvest goes pretty far.

That's some high-quality Doublespeak, that is.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Oh yes.

Given Uzbekistan has never existed historically, and it's leader is a Communist, the ironies just pile on top of each other.

Also, mines in central Africa are typically used by slave labour, or as close to as to not be able to tell the difference.  Blood diamonds are infamous, but colban and other precious minerals fall lower on the radar.

LMNO

Pretty much everything in the Apple Store is fair game.

Cain

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2013, 08:52:50 PM
Pretty much everything in the Apple Store is fair game.

I would avoid Apple, actually, because what's happened as a result of Apple's relative transparency is that a vast swathe of the population is under the impression that the conditions of Apple's manufacture are somehow unusual or worse than every other company, and that gives people who don't use Apple products an easy out.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 01, 2013, 08:57:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2013, 08:52:50 PM
Pretty much everything in the Apple Store is fair game.

I would avoid Apple, actually, because what's happened as a result of Apple's relative transparency is that a vast swathe of the population is under the impression that the conditions of Apple's manufacture are somehow unusual or worse than every other company, and that gives people who don't use Apple products an easy out.

Yep.  If it's electonic, it's probably filthy.

Apple fessed up.  Doesn't mean everyone else is clean.

On the other hand, I am unimpressed with how Apple dealt with the problem.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

"This product has not been tested on slaves: just made by them".

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2013, 09:00:08 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 01, 2013, 08:57:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2013, 08:52:50 PM
Pretty much everything in the Apple Store is fair game.

I would avoid Apple, actually, because what's happened as a result of Apple's relative transparency is that a vast swathe of the population is under the impression that the conditions of Apple's manufacture are somehow unusual or worse than every other company, and that gives people who don't use Apple products an easy out.

Yep.  If it's electonic, it's probably filthy.

Apple fessed up.  Doesn't mean everyone else is clean.

On the other hand, I am unimpressed with how Apple dealt with the problem.

Apple does the least possible; meanwhile, all the other electronics (and everything else) companies heave a sigh of relief that they don't have to do anything at all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 01, 2013, 09:02:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 01, 2013, 09:00:08 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 01, 2013, 08:57:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 01, 2013, 08:52:50 PM
Pretty much everything in the Apple Store is fair game.

I would avoid Apple, actually, because what's happened as a result of Apple's relative transparency is that a vast swathe of the population is under the impression that the conditions of Apple's manufacture are somehow unusual or worse than every other company, and that gives people who don't use Apple products an easy out.

Yep.  If it's electonic, it's probably filthy.

Apple fessed up.  Doesn't mean everyone else is clean.

On the other hand, I am unimpressed with how Apple dealt with the problem.

Apple does the least possible; meanwhile, all the other electronics (and everything else) companies heave a sigh of relief that they don't have to do anything at all.

Very, very true.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


Cain

Thanks.  I feel they could do with some fine-tuning, but you get the general idea: take an ethical campaign slogan, but use it in such a way that it does not make slavery itself seem like an ethical issue.

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