News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

Dok's New-Style Discordianism Without Godless Hippies

Started by Doktor Howl, September 02, 2011, 07:16:17 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 2 3 4
User actions

The Good Reverend Roger

#45
February 22, 2013, 04:02:13 PM
Bump for use on FB tonight.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
February 22, 2013, 08:29:57 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#47
March 06, 2013, 04:28:19 AM
Eris is BIG and she's goddamn dangerous. All those other gods get their kicks by being aloof and watching us beg for their attention. Not She, no: Eris is a hard-working deity.

Eris watches everything you do, looking for the right moment to "help," in her own special way. She'll help you achieve more than you really wanted.

Eris will break you out of the Greyfaced restraints you were in before you found Her, it's true. But She doesn't do it because She loves you and wants you to live a blissful existence of beautiful nonsense.

No, She does it because there's just the slightest chance you'll turn out to be even MORE FUN to play with if She lets you out.

And you wouldn't want to be a disappointment to Our Lady of Chaos, would you?

Oh no, that just wouldn't do at all.

LMNO

#48
March 06, 2013, 04:39:36 AM
Oh, holy shit. You nailed it.


She fucks with you so you can rise above, and give her a CHALLENGE.


Suu, are you listening?

Cainad (dec.)

#49
March 06, 2013, 04:59:12 AM
If Eris was a person like you or I, she would be a temperamental, insane, evil person.

But you do not judge Chaos by the same meter stick as you judge a person. You do not judge Chaos at all; that would be meaningless.

That's why we have "Bob." Unlike Eris, "Bob" is not a deity. "Bob" is something else entirely, but the important thing is that he's willing to take your money. Eris is not.


Enlightenment is not a glorious gift by which Eris leads you to a better way of living. Enlightenment is when Eris flashes her tits at you just quickly enough that you don't quite want to gouge your eyes out, but just long enough for you to know, deep in your bowels, that you've seen something. Something that many people either never see, don't realize they've seen, or even refuse to see.

But don't go oggling at Her, hoping for another peek. Eris loves attention, but only the kind She takes from you, not the kind you force upon Her.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#50
March 06, 2013, 07:57:52 AM
Eris giggles every time you decide the world is just too fucking much, every time you take it TO THE WALL, every Saturday Night.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#51
March 06, 2013, 01:00:02 PM
I was wondering what that sound was.  I thought it was the screaming of a thousand lost souls.  Turns out, it was just Eris giggling.

P3nT4gR4m

#52
March 07, 2013, 09:33:51 AM
Eris is a huge fucking punch inna teeth that comes out of nowhere, goes singing past your jaw and floors the guy standing next to you. You have just enough time to breathe a sigh of relief before you get arrested for throwing it.  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

navkat

#53
March 07, 2013, 09:12:55 PM
Eris is just a rabble-rousing troublemaker with one hand on a can of Hi-vis-orange Krylon and a finger in your butthole.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#54
March 07, 2013, 09:20:18 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 07, 2013, 09:12:55 PM
Eris is just a rabble-rousing troublemaker with one hand on a can of Hi-vis-orange Krylon and a finger in your butthole.

NEWSFEED
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#55
March 07, 2013, 09:23:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 07, 2013, 09:20:18 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 07, 2013, 09:12:55 PM
Eris is just a rabble-rousing troublemaker with one hand on a can of Hi-vis-orange Krylon and a finger in your butthole.

NEWSFEED

I love you, nigel. <3

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
March 08, 2013, 12:42:09 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on March 07, 2013, 09:23:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 07, 2013, 09:20:18 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 07, 2013, 09:12:55 PM
Eris is just a rabble-rousing troublemaker with one hand on a can of Hi-vis-orange Krylon and a finger in your butthole.

NEWSFEED

I love you, nigel. <3

:)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Print
Go Up Pages 1 2 3 4
User actions