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Started by Doobie, March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM

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Doobie

March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.

I'm thinking of starting one.

Pergamos

#1
March 11, 2013, 09:37:37 AM
Depends on how you define church...

AFK

#2
March 11, 2013, 10:36:59 AM
I had one briefly but then code enforcement shut it down.


Right Church.
Wrong Pews.



Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
March 11, 2013, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.

I'm thinking of starting one.

There are many churches, but only 3 cathedrals:

1.  The Monastery, in Providence, RI.  This is run by violence.  Nobody talks about it.

2.  The First Self-Righteous Church of Our Lady of Sharp Things, in Portland.  The Dark Empress loves you.

3.  The entire city of Tucson, AZ.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bu🤠ns

#4
March 11, 2013, 02:28:02 PM
Church of Eris is no more?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
March 11, 2013, 03:36:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.

I'm thinking of starting one.

There are many churches, but only 3 cathedrals:

1.  The Monastery, in Providence, RI.  This is run by violence.  Nobody talks about it.

2.  The First Self-Righteous Church of Our Lady of Sharp Things, in Portland.  The Dark Empress loves you.

3.  The entire city of Tucson, AZ.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

tyrannosaurus vex

#6
March 11, 2013, 04:18:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.

I'm thinking of starting one.

There are many churches, but only 3 cathedrals:

1.  The Monastery, in Providence, RI.  This is run by violence.  Nobody talks about it.

2.  The First Self-Righteous Church of Our Lady of Sharp Things, in Portland.  The Dark Empress loves you.

3.  The entire city of Tucson, AZ.

#3 is a bit of a technicality, since the Third Council of Pance established the doctrine of the Omnipresent Tucson.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
March 11, 2013, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: V3X on March 11, 2013, 04:18:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: Doobie on March 11, 2013, 05:13:14 AM
Are there actually any out there? Besides in San Fran. I've looked for directories to no avail.

I'm thinking of starting one.

There are many churches, but only 3 cathedrals:

1.  The Monastery, in Providence, RI.  This is run by violence.  Nobody talks about it.

2.  The First Self-Righteous Church of Our Lady of Sharp Things, in Portland.  The Dark Empress loves you.

3.  The entire city of Tucson, AZ.

#3 is a bit of a technicality, since the Third Council of Pance established the doctrine of the Omnipresent Tucson.

Well, yes, but I'm referring to what the Con calls "the city limits".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
March 11, 2013, 04:20:38 PM
As if you could limit Tucson.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

#9
March 11, 2013, 04:32:25 PM
I hear Tijuana is a pretty good Discordian church.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

tyrannosaurus vex

#10
March 11, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:20:38 PM
As if you could limit Tucson.

I want to go around the country in a big truck and put up "Now Entering Tucson City Limits" signs everywhere.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
March 11, 2013, 04:38:38 PM
Quote from: V3X on March 11, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:20:38 PM
As if you could limit Tucson.

I want to go around the country in a big truck and put up "Now Entering Tucson City Limits" signs everywhere.

Fuck yeah.  On both sides of the sign.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#12
March 11, 2013, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:38:38 PM
Quote from: V3X on March 11, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:20:38 PM
As if you could limit Tucson.

I want to go around the country in a big truck and put up "Now Entering Tucson City Limits" signs everywhere.

Fuck yeah.  On both sides of the sign.

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.  :lulz:
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Junkenstein

#13
March 11, 2013, 06:45:02 PM
STICKERS

STICKERS THE SIZE OF THE SIGN.

CO-ORDINATION.

IN ONE DAY TUCSON WILL BE EVERYWHERE.


Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Doobie

#14
March 12, 2013, 04:54:11 AM
When I get rich off of selling my innovative idea of bananas grown to look like penises, I'm going to buy us all our own country.
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