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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Balls Wellington on March 13, 2013, 12:15:39 AM


Any asshole with a beard can be a beardo. But only a TRUE beardo can still be a beardo even after they've shaved.

Troof all up in that post!

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Eater of Clowns

HEY EVERYONE I'M EOC AND FUCK YOU


Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Balls Wellington on March 13, 2013, 12:16:34 AM
Also, I have an interview for a REAL job tomorrow, one that comes with health insurance and crap like that. I can't wait to show up looking like I'm 16 years old. :lulz:

Like the biggest, most terrifying 16-year-old they've EVER SEEN.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 13, 2013, 03:21:45 PM
HEY EVERYONE I'M EOC AND FUCK YOU



I didn't know your real name was Jennifer!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Eater of Clowns

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 13, 2013, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 13, 2013, 03:21:45 PM
HEY EVERYONE I'M EOC AND FUCK YOU



I didn't know your real name was Jennifer!

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS NIGEL MY REAL NAME IS 30.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 13, 2013, 09:46:45 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 13, 2013, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 13, 2013, 03:21:45 PM
HEY EVERYONE I'M EOC AND FUCK YOU



I didn't know your real name was Jennifer!

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS NIGEL MY REAL NAME IS 30.

OH I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BACKWARDS E, AND THEN I WAS LIKE NO THAT'S SILLY, NOBODY'S NAME IS EO.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

I AM HAPPY AS A CAMPER GOD DAMN IT!

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

ANGRY VIKING IN A PARTY HAT! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Ben Shapiro


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: /b/earman on March 16, 2013, 04:27:34 AM


HERE we have a guy who knows how to SATURDAY NIGHT

FUCK IT IF IT'S THURSDAY, IT'S STILL FUCKING SATURDAY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I want to hang out with /b/earman.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Ben Shapiro


Salty

Yeah, /b/earman, that pic/face is badass.

Here's some from my marriage (lemme know if they're too damned big):



I am one lucky motherfucker.

Here's post-ceremonial roller-skating hot dog (with buns).
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

deadfong

Too few brides these days perform the traditional devouring of the bouquet - good for her!