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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 20, 2013, 11:47:32 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 20, 2013, 11:47:32 PM
Why the fuck do you act shocked at the behavior of Americans?  What did you THINK was going to happen when you decided to pretty yourselves up by dropping all of your FREAKS in ONE PLACE for 400 years, then WALKING AWAY?  This shit ALWAYS happens.  The Romans could tell you about this shit.  The Chinese emperors could tell you about this shit.  You throw the freaks out, the freaks don't ALL die, they trash everything around them, get strong as fuck while you get fat, then they come back a couple of hundred years later and they EAT YOUR STUPID ASS.

So you say we're freaks for guns and weird behavior?  Damn right.  YOU MADE US THAT WAY.  That's right, we were MADE IN EUROPE, by EUROPEANS.  Damn shame about the Native Americans, of course, they were just in the wrong place at the wrong time when you decided to clean house.  They were just warring amongst each other and having all manner of fun doing it, and then you SPILLED THE CRAZY ON THEM.

So, here we are, all 312 million of us, with our 270 million guns AND our 6400 nuclear weapons and our really REALLY fucked up mentality. 

And there YOU are, with your "civilization" and your "culture".  All alone.  With nobody watching.

Ho ho ho.  Well done, fuckers.

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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1
March 20, 2013, 11:52:42 PM
Fact. Psychos who never would have MET have been BREEDING WITH EACH OTHER FOR CENTURIES.
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EK WAFFLR

#2
March 20, 2013, 11:56:55 PM
I don't know about the rest of the Belgians, but I'm scairt now. In my pance.
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Juana

#3
March 20, 2013, 11:57:14 PM
FYI, the place you Europeans threw us is the kind of place that, when combined with batshittery, breeds the human equivalent of a super bug. We survive shit we shouldn't, crawl all over the rest of the world, and share our culture like kindergarteners share a cold.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
March 21, 2013, 12:09:33 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 20, 2013, 11:52:42 PM
Fact. Psychos who never would have MET have been BREEDING WITH EACH OTHER FOR CENTURIES.
Permission to spread with attribution?

Sure.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
March 21, 2013, 12:10:17 AM
Quote from: Juana Go? on March 20, 2013, 11:57:14 PM
FYI, the place you Europeans threw us is the kind of place that, when combined with batshittery, breeds the human equivalent of a super bug. We survive shit we shouldn't, crawl all over the rest of the world, and share our culture like kindergarteners share a cold.

And we feel really good about it.  We fixed EVERYTHING.  We fixed it so well, you can't even tell it used to be there!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
March 21, 2013, 12:26:37 AM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on March 20, 2013, 11:56:55 PM
I don't know about the rest of the Belgians, but I'm scairt now. In my pance.

You have nobody to blame but yourself.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#7
March 21, 2013, 12:37:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2013, 12:10:17 AM
Quote from: Juana Go? on March 20, 2013, 11:57:14 PM
FYI, the place you Europeans threw us is the kind of place that, when combined with batshittery, breeds the human equivalent of a super bug. We survive shit we shouldn't, crawl all over the rest of the world, and share our culture like kindergarteners share a cold.

And we feel really good about it.  We fixed EVERYTHING.  We fixed it so well, you can't even tell it used to be there!
That's the sign of a job well done! Keep hauling on those bootstraps, Roger!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
March 21, 2013, 01:53:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2013, 12:09:33 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 20, 2013, 11:52:42 PM
Fact. Psychos who never would have MET have been BREEDING WITH EACH OTHER FOR CENTURIES.
Permission to spread with attribution?

Sure.

Squee! Thanks.  :)

And ~

ANYPLACE WE DON'T HAVE TROOPS, WE PROBABLY HAVE MCDONALD'S.
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Richter

#9
March 21, 2013, 03:16:24 AM
Quote from: Juana Go? on March 20, 2013, 11:57:14 PM
FYI, the place you Europeans threw us is the kind of place that, when combined with batshittery, breeds the human equivalent of a super bug. We survive shit we shouldn't, crawl all over the rest of the world, and share our culture like kindergarteners share a cold.

FWIW : You're on the left coast, but it's the better option.  It's, by nature, populated by descendants of the ones who kept moving.  All of us left over here are the types who saw weird shit in between the rocks on the beach and spent 300 years poking it with sticks.

Run.  Run before we find what we're poking for.  Japan should slow us down for a bit.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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P3nT4gR4m

#10
March 21, 2013, 12:13:45 PM
America doesn't shock me. America amuses the fuck out of me. For all the reasons in the OP and a couple of other ones related to diet  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Faust

#11
March 21, 2013, 12:22:35 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 21, 2013, 12:13:45 PM
America doesn't shock me. America amuses the fuck out of me. For all the reasons in the OP and a couple of other ones related to diet  :lulz:
Like watching car crashes and other things that liven up a day.
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P3nT4gR4m

#12
March 21, 2013, 01:09:44 PM
A car crash in and of itself is not necessarily funny, in the LOL America - sense. A car crash that happens because the driver has tied a brick to the accellerator and fallen asleep in the back seat and is insistent that this is a perfectly acceptable method of controlling a vehicle? Fuck yeah, I'll laugh at that all day!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
March 21, 2013, 02:15:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 21, 2013, 01:09:44 PM
A car crash in and of itself is not necessarily funny, in the LOL America - sense. A car crash that happens because the driver has tied a brick to the accellerator and fallen asleep in the back seat and is insistent that this is a perfectlythe only acceptable method of controlling a vehicle? Fuck yeah, I'll laugh at that all day!

FTFY.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
March 21, 2013, 02:17:27 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 21, 2013, 12:13:45 PM
America doesn't shock me. America amuses the fuck out of me. For all the reasons in the OP and a couple of other ones related to diet  :lulz:

The diet thing, well, we have loads and loads of 18 year olds that are perfectly fit and ready to wear a uniform.  Sure, a high percentage is fat...But we have a population base of 312 million, so there's always 4-6 million in okay condition.

The obvious thing to do with smart kids in good condition, of course, is to get them killed somewhere else, in support of the fat bastards.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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