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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, March 24, 2013, 09:20:34 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

HAVE YOU EVEN READ ALL THE BOOKS?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'VE READ THEM SO MANY TIMES I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO COUNT.

I MEAN, I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN HOW TO COUNT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I TRIED TO NEVER READ ALL THE BOOKS

BUT THEN I ACCIDENTALLY.

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

AT PD.COM, ALL THE BOOKS READ YOU.

Cain

He who reads all the books should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into a book, the book also gazes into you.

Eater of Clowns

I HAVE NOT READ ALL THE BOOKS.

I AM WAITING FOR ALL THE BOOKS TO BE PUT ON ALL THE AUDIOS.
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AND MADE INTO ALL THE MOVIES
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The Good Reverend Roger

I HAVE READ ALL THE BOOKS.

BUT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THEM, BECAUSE I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT EITHER OUTCOME ANALYSIS OR THE HISTORY OF PSYCHCOLOGY.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS



BUT




Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Richter

All of the "All the  _______" statements are silly
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

But did you never read all of the books?
How silly!

Do you even lift?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

I didn't read the books, but I bet they'd be better if you threw some quinoa in.

Cain

I read a book by a guy who has read all the books, and he said it wasn't worth wasting your time.

P3nT4gR4m

I didn't need to read all the books. I watched all the movies instead. Except for that one about the guy, with the thing.

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