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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, March 24, 2013, 09:20:34 PM

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Lenin McCarthy

#15
March 25, 2013, 03:05:55 PM
I never read books, just the reviews.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
March 25, 2013, 03:19:46 PM
I had all the books





but I eated them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#17
March 25, 2013, 03:22:47 PM
I looked them up on Wikipedia, but didn't check the sources.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#18
March 25, 2013, 07:10:37 PM
I READ ALL THE CLIFF'S NOTES
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P3nT4gR4m

#19
March 25, 2013, 08:17:25 PM
My next door neighbor burned all the books

and then he moved on to burning people

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navkat

#20
March 25, 2013, 11:56:45 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 25, 2013, 03:52:51 AM
But did you never read all of the books?
How silly!

Do you even lift?


Pee pee is coming out of me!

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
March 26, 2013, 12:19:03 AM
I haven't read a single book since my pal Bungee Joe died in a Smarties deal gone bad.   :cry:
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navkat

#22
March 26, 2013, 12:23:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2013, 12:19:03 AM
I haven't read a single book since my pal Bungee Joe died in a Smarties deal gone bad.   :cry:

American or Canadian smarties?

McGrupp

#23
March 26, 2013, 03:56:17 PM
Personally I find if you haven't read all the books in the original Assyrian Cuneiform then you haven't really read all the books.

P3nT4gR4m

#24
March 26, 2013, 06:49:41 PM
Braille or GTFO  8)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
March 26, 2013, 06:54:04 PM
I listened to all the books on tape

Does that count?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#26
March 26, 2013, 06:59:22 PM
I listened to all the books on mushrooms

they sang showtunes and told me to kill myself

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Anna Mae Bollocks

#27
March 26, 2013, 07:36:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 26, 2013, 06:59:22 PM
I listened to all the books on mushrooms

they sang showtunes and told me to kill myself

THEY TOLD ME THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE IN A SECRET LANGUAGE BUT I FORGOT

I FORGOT ALL THE BOOKS
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

P3nT4gR4m

#28
March 26, 2013, 08:33:59 PM
BUT DID YOU READ THEM ALL???

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

#29
March 26, 2013, 08:36:16 PM
Quote from: stelz on March 25, 2013, 07:10:37 PM
I READ ALL THE CLIFF'S NOTES

I shoved them into word and read a mangled summary of all of them.

It counts.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.
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