Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Juana]

Moose hunting. That seems like it would be better left to, like, orcas and other, less difficult to trample to death, creatures.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I accidentally all topics read.

SHIT, FUCK, DAMN.

[EK WAFFLR]

Moose hunting. That seems like it would be better left to, like, orcas and other, less difficult to trample to death, creatures.

But moose tastes like God. It's so delicious.

[Juana]

Moose hunting. That seems like it would be better left to, like, orcas and other, less difficult to trample to death, creatures.

But moose tastes like God. It's so delicious.

I'll take your word for it.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I just spent the last two hours in photoshop cleaning up the edges of a car for the boss I hate. I haven't even started adding his idiot logo to the car yet. Someone please hit my house with meteors.

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm assuming  you're talking about Sauvie Island, and that's a weird scenario.

however...

It would be SO MUCH WEIRDER if you were talking about Government Island.

It's the West end of Hayden Island.

Oh! Well then it's probably part of the "conservation effort" out there.

[East Coast Hustle]

Port of Portland: LOOK, WE'RE ENVIRONMENTALLY RESPONSIBLE. WE BROUGHT A PLANT!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Port of Portland: LOOK, WE'RE ENVIRONMENTALLY RESPONSIBLE. WE BROUGHT A PLANT!

Jesus, I had to spend $850,000 to make this shithole environmentally responsible.

I should have just bought some daisies or some shit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What?  Was it something I said?  Did I forget my deoderant?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oh, well.  See you guys tomorrow, I guess.

[Nast]

The Mississipi flooded again, overrunning the nation with giant radioactive river rats. Most of the populace is scavenging the ruins of civilization for basic necessities, or combat grappling their fearsome rodent assailants. Again.

[East Coast Hustle]

Moose hunting. That seems like it would be better left to, like, orcas and other, less difficult to trample to death, creatures.

But moose tastes like God. It's so delicious.

This. Hands-down my favorite large hoofed mammal to eat.

And hunting them is fun. Any asshole can go bag a deer on any given morning. Moose hunting usually requires a week or so of scouting followed by another week of the actual hunt. At least in Maine it does. Norway, for all I know, could be literally overrun with them.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I am never having children. EVER. I am, from this point on, using my uterus as extra yarn storage. Children are the devil, if the screaming and crashing and exploding up the hill is any indication.

[Juana]

The Mississipi flooded again, overrunning the nation with giant radioactive river rats. Most of the populace is scavenging the ruins of civilization for basic necessities, or combat grappling their fearsome rodent assailants. Again.

Hi Nast!

[Trivial]

I am never having children. EVER. I am, from this point on, using my uterus as extra yarn storage. Children are the devil, if the screaming and crashing and exploding up the hill is any indication.

This conjures an interesting picture of someone knitting.