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Started by LMNO, April 05, 2013, 04:33:21 PM

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April 05, 2013, 04:33:21 PM
Judge orders FDA to make morning-after pill available to all ages

QuoteA federal judge ruled Friday that the government must make the most common morning-after pill available over the counter for all ages, instead of requiring a prescription for girls 16 and younger. In his ruling, he also accused the federal government of "bad faith" in dealing with the requests to make the pill universally available.


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 05, 2013, 04:34:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 05, 2013, 04:33:21 PM
Judge orders FDA to make morning-after pill available to all ages

QuoteA federal judge ruled Friday that the government must make the most common morning-after pill available over the counter for all ages, instead of requiring a prescription for girls 16 and younger. In his ruling, he also accused the federal government of "bad faith" in dealing with the requests to make the pill universally available.

HOLY SHIT

In a sea of madness, one judge has some fucking humanity and a sense of fairness?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#2
April 05, 2013, 04:52:35 PM
$10 he gets a dozen death threats by the end of the day.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 05, 2013, 04:54:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 05, 2013, 04:52:35 PM
$10 he gets a dozen death threats by the end of the day.

Why wait? I bet he's already gotten at least a dozen.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

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April 05, 2013, 04:55:20 PM
Good point.

Cain

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April 05, 2013, 05:11:28 PM
Given his case history, which includes overseeing the payment of funds due to Jewish families from Swiss banks (who made a fortune off the Holocaust), I don't think he's going to be intimidated by "pro-life" mouthbreathers very much.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
April 05, 2013, 05:16:24 PM
That's good. We need more like him.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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April 05, 2013, 06:31:17 PM
STOP!  STOP!  WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

trippinprincezz13

#8
April 05, 2013, 06:43:07 PM
And here I was thinking this was going to be a Missy Elliott thread  :sad:

On a more serious note, it is nice to hear some good news on medical/social issues like this instead of seeing everyone screaming past to see who can reach the dark ages first (I know things aren't THAT bad, and overall things seem to be moving forward (I hope), but still...)
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The Johnny

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April 05, 2013, 07:00:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 05, 2013, 04:33:21 PM
Judge orders FDA to make morning-after pill available to all ages

QuoteA federal judge ruled Friday that the government must make the most common morning-after pill available over the counter for all ages, instead of requiring a prescription for girls 16 and younger. In his ruling, he also accused the federal government of "bad faith" in dealing with the requests to make the pill universally available.

"...accused the federal government of bad faith..."

roflcopter, i do agree with him, them feds with their bad fundamentalist faith
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Anna Mae Bollocks

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April 05, 2013, 07:00:39 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 05, 2013, 05:16:24 PM
That's good. We need more like him.

We need a WHOLE WORLD like him.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2013, 06:31:17 PM
STOP!  STOP!  WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

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Suu

#11
April 05, 2013, 08:17:18 PM
UR KILLINZ BABBEHS AND MAKIN BABBEHS WANT TO HAS BABBEHS
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#12
April 06, 2013, 01:40:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 05, 2013, 06:31:17 PM
STOP!  STOP!  WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

Now there may be fewer of them!  Less thinking is good, right?

Anna Mae Bollocks

#13
April 06, 2013, 02:15:05 AM
NO!
MORESERFSMORESERFSMORESERFS...
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