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O HAPPY DAY

Started by Junkenstein, April 08, 2013, 01:09:45 PM

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Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

This is literally the first bit of news that I've seen a whole office react in the same way towards.

For those in London, enjoy the parties.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

Lies.

Thatcher didn't die.  Thatcher can never die.

Credible eyewitness reports suggest she was lifted unto heaven by a chorus of angels, led by Augusto Pinochet and Pieter Willem Botha.

Junkenstein

Well that's close enough to how the "National Sentiment" is going to be portrayed.

Turns out that her son's misdeeds are not as forgotten as I'd expected too. Brilliant.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

I couldn't help but notice that on the same day Thatcher's death is declared, UK milk producers are rationing some of their products, according to the BBC.

I am suitably amused.

Junkenstein

Curse you Cain, you beat me to the punch. The irony is unbelievable.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Faust

She died decades ago. I really hope an adequate binding pentagram was in place or the demon infesting her body will find a new host.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Junkenstein on April 08, 2013, 01:09:45 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22067155

THATCHER DEAD.

Wow.

I don't know what to say about this.  It's like hearing that Vlad Tepes died or something.  A bogeyman from my youth who turned out to be as mortal as anyone else.

I am strangely sad.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

i'm not sad. I am waiting for Payne to come home and instead we shall mourn the state she left the UK, British socialism and the working class.

Anyone for a drink, and Elvis Costello's Tramp The Dirt Down? My house, BYOB.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Pixie on April 08, 2013, 03:56:29 PM
i'm not sad.

I am, sort of.  She was a horrible monster, to the point of being Great (Chelsea Handler's please do not confuse this with "good").  She was an evil titan, and she and Reagan shaped the entire world I spent my young adulthood in.

She was a fiend.  I think we all agree on that.

One thing she wasn't was small.  And the world has become a small place, these days.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

In the face of adversity Never compromise, even when no one stands to gain from doing so.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Pope Pixie Pickle

The only thing I'm sad about today is the fact that I'm drunk before 4pm on such a momentus day and only has phone internets.

I need a keyboard, real nets, moar wine and a copy of "Chavs- the demonisation of the working class" by Owen Jones. To spout into Twitter with intermittent drunk tweets about her stealing my recess milk after kindegarten year. (We brits do not  use those terms in schooling, i translated them for you spagsE

Pope Pixie Pickle

oh fuck.

2 american FB feminist pages are getting all misty over this.

Really need a keyboard and moar booze.

LMNO

Rog, did you just reference Chelsea Handler?