How to Get Girls Like Usher and T-Pain.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

http://youtu.be/IdPtTxppcV0

Because oh yeah baby, they got it going on.

[navkat]

I want a man who wears a gummy-bear codpiece.

[Elder Iptuous]

i'm fairly certain that if you provide a gummy bear codpiece there are a number of us here that would wear it for you.

[navkat]

<3

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Now see? That's how you do it. Aww yeah.

[navkat]

A novel way to spice up that dick-in-a-box you were going to give her for her birthday.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Man, if they made gummy condoms . . . well. Every one would have yeast infections. But putting that aside . . . it would be interesting to . . . no. Nevermind. Just no. BRAIN SHUT UP.

[Elder Iptuous]

i'm fairly certain there's a joke in there about going bear back...

[LMNO]

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

You love it.

[Elder Iptuous]

why, you were second on the list of fellows that i would have figured to be up for the gummybear codpiece program...

[navkat]

I'm sure we can find a way to fill up those gummy shot-glasses in the interim.

BRAIN, SHUT UP!

[Elder Iptuous]

that's not your brain talking, my dear.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Yep. Still funny.