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Quite possibly the greatest text message troll ever.

Started by Suu, April 13, 2013, 04:12:10 AM

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navkat

#30
April 14, 2013, 05:25:54 AM
OMG. That was epic.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

The Johnny

#31
April 14, 2013, 05:44:53 AM

I really dug in the first 40 pages, but then i just scrolled to Zerotz posts, but then i realized its, 300 pages :lulz:...
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
April 14, 2013, 02:49:55 PM
Unless something else happened, it's pretty much all over by page 90.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#33
April 14, 2013, 03:42:29 PM
page 94 has a recap of all the texts from the whole thread

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
April 14, 2013, 03:55:31 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 14, 2013, 03:42:29 PM
page 94 has a recap of all the texts from the whole thread

Oh that's good to know!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
April 14, 2013, 06:06:13 PM
Link for those who want to skip all the peanut gallery banter: hxxp://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=94
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#36
April 14, 2013, 06:47:59 PM
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
April 14, 2013, 07:21:28 PM
Page 97, someone posts this:

QuoteAdulterous_Zucchini - Really douchey to send him the link. Pedo? So jerking off to a 15-year-old makes someone a pedophile? That's a weird definition. Super awkward how you used that to make yourself seem like some righteous deliverer of justice. And you're 30 years old, OP? Geez, I feel bad for you, and for most of this thread, too. "OMG, so much LOLZ, we're trolling a retarded person. OH GOD, this is so exciting! Ur an OG legend, OP!" Are you all really so bored and lame that this is that this is exciting for you? Some of your are beside yourselves with awe, almost as though this is one of the defining moments of your lives. Fuck, that's sad. Seriously, trolling a desperate retard into falling in love with a fake person just so that you can laugh, point, and pass on a complete record of your humiliation of him is fucked. Again, it's really sad that you're 30 years old.

:lulz: This is not going to end well.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#38
April 14, 2013, 07:25:30 PM
I'm on page 139. I have a creeeeepy feeling the pedo is Jacob's sex offender DAD, using his pedo-son's likeness to troll for younger stock and that he's bamboozling the son into taking the pics on his iPhone and send them to him on a NON-iPhone.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#39
April 14, 2013, 07:26:05 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 14, 2013, 07:21:28 PM
Page 97, someone posts this:

QuoteAdulterous_Zucchini - Really douchey to send him the link. Pedo? So jerking off to a 15-year-old makes someone a pedophile? That's a weird definition. Super awkward how you used that to make yourself seem like some righteous deliverer of justice. And you're 30 years old, OP? Geez, I feel bad for you, and for most of this thread, too. "OMG, so much LOLZ, we're trolling a retarded person. OH GOD, this is so exciting! Ur an OG legend, OP!" Are you all really so bored and lame that this is that this is exciting for you? Some of your are beside yourselves with awe, almost as though this is one of the defining moments of your lives. Fuck, that's sad. Seriously, trolling a desperate retard into falling in love with a fake person just so that you can laugh, point, and pass on a complete record of your humiliation of him is fucked. Again, it's really sad that you're 30 years old.

:lulz: This is not going to end well.

:ohboy:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

navkat

#40
April 14, 2013, 07:26:37 PM
It's like watching Columbo and tryna figger out "whodunnit?"
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

navkat

#41
April 14, 2013, 07:32:02 PM
I'm still trying to figure out the 05APR photo on his sex offender registry page and my only conclusion is that Jacobear wasn't complying with the terms of the registry and got spooked into updating his photo and address right after the first troll reveal.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
April 14, 2013, 07:49:05 PM
NO FUCKING WAY

Page 106, dude is back on the line with a different OGer!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#43
April 14, 2013, 08:00:19 PM
Stand by.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
April 14, 2013, 08:11:01 PM
Something ain't right... at least one of those pictures looks like a shoop.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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