Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Have fun, CPD! Or at least as non-bad a time as possible!

I gotta get my ass on an essay I need to have finished in two hours. Gah.

We have a new employee. She is in her 50's and used to own her own business of a similar sort as ours. Sold food. Made sandwiches. Is not unfamiliar with the delicate art that is the Philly Cheesesteak.

Today she made one and put ALL the tools on the hot surface of the grill. And wondered why the plastic handles melted on to it.

Other than that, it was okay. :P

I am confused, because what why.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I got my bike and it is fucking rad, super rad, so light and sweet and fast!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I got my bike and it is fucking rad, super rad, so light and sweet and fast!

YAY! Sounds kick-ass.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I got my bike and it is fucking rad, super rad, so light and sweet and fast!

YAY! Sounds kick-ass.

It is. I love it.

[Cain]

Well, I just convinced my new employers I am retarded.  I forgot to sign one part of my contract, so they had to send it back to me.  I briefly considered signing it "Herp Derp" by way of apology, but apparently Swiss courts are pretty serious about contracts and things.

I'm thinking I'm going to spend next summer hiking.  All of it.  Living in London made long walks unpalatable and occasionally dangerous, and I miss being able to roam the countryside freely.  Fortunately, Switzerland has some awesome hiking routes, as one would expect.

That is super rad. As my mother is moving to the Stuttgart area I hope to be in that part of the world more often. Perhaps we can meet up for expensive alcohol sometime.

Yeah, Stuttgart's not too far away, I am fairly sure there is a direct route from Basel I could take.

Definitely best to do it that way around - drinks the Swiss side of the border define the meaning of pointlessly expensive. 

[Junkenstein]

Fistfights in the office before Mid-day.

I hate this fucking place.

[Reginald Ret]

Fistfights in the office before Mid-day.

I hate this fucking place.

the fuck?
i occasionally get stuff like my boss showing his nipple piercings off to a female colleague (she asked to touch them, and she did) but no fighting/
let me reitterate. The fuck?

[P3nT4gR4m]

My guess is Junkenstein works for a Scottish company 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

My guess is Junkenstein works for a Scottish company 

[Junkenstein]

My guess is Junkenstein works for a Scottish company 

I'm the only Scottish guy here.

And I'm the most civil.

It is actually getting to the point of being fucking unbearable.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

My guess is Junkenstein works for a Scottish company 

I'm the only Scottish guy here.

And I'm the most civil.

It is actually getting to the point of being fucking unbearable.

Which bit of Scotland are you from?

[Junkenstein]

Most lately, Kilmarnock.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Most lately, Kilmarnock.

Oh aye... cool.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Most lately, Kilmarnock.

Oh aye... cool.

Who told you that? Cunt's from Killie - fuck him

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I've never been to the west coast!