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THE VIKING PRINCESS DIARIES?

Started by EK WAFFLR, April 25, 2013, 01:10:58 PM

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I keep reading the topic as "Viking Princess Diabetes". As for topics . . . please don't burn your shirts. I like the Viking Yoga exercises idea. Or something on how your musical process goes.
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YES.

AND VIKING PRINCESS QUANTUM JUMPING.
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EK WAFFLR

Imma throw up a vote for the first episode!
Filming will probably commence next week.
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EK WAFFLR

First episode:

VIKING PRINCESS MORNING ROUTINE!
Getting out of bed, making coffee, yoga, then breakfast.

Y/N ?
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Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 27, 2013, 12:09:19 PM
First episode:

VIKING PRINCESS MORNING ROUTINE!
Getting out of bed, making coffee, yoga, then breakfast.

Y/N ?

I vote yes.
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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 27, 2013, 06:14:30 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 27, 2013, 12:09:19 PM
First episode:

VIKING PRINCESS MORNING ROUTINE!
Getting out of bed, making coffee, yoga, then breakfast.

Y/N ?


I vote yes.


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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 27, 2013, 12:09:19 PM
First episode:

VIKING PRINCESS MORNING ROUTINE!
Getting out of bed, making coffee, yoga, then breakfast.

Y/N ?

Sounds like a good place to start. :D
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Bonus points up for grabs if you use a car jack and some ropes to "help" someone into the lotus position  :lulz:

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YES TO ALL. ESPECIALLY VIKING YOGA.

EVEN BETTER IF YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE A YOGA CLASS. THEY PAID FOR THE BEGINNERS, BUT YOU GIVE THEM THE ADVANCED CLASS.

BECAUSE YOU'RE A NICE VIKING.
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EK WAFFLR

For the time being it will be a one-man show. Filming will commence next week, when i go visit a friend. Using her kitchen, garden, tools and food. And dog.
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