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I was all ready for my Peedee Party.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 29, 2013, 04:22:27 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

April 29, 2013, 04:22:27 PM
I was all ready for my Peedee Party.  I had my fur pajamas on, but Nigel ran off and joined the gigilos.  I had the air compressor all tuned up, and the crotchless wetsuit all laid out, but LMNO had a meeting.  I smeared my back hair in Vaseline and shaped it into a shark's fin, but Stella was in the bus station. 

So I put my underwear on backwards and put on orange lipstick, but then it turned out that Enrico is still dead.  Then I put on the kevlar duster and engineer boots, but Richter wasn't anywhere around.  Then I drank a quart of bourbon and GRINNED, but ECH moved to Washington state.

Desperate, I hollered until I shat my pants, but Bearman was too busy getting roasted for his birthday.

So no Peedee party for Roger.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
April 29, 2013, 05:55:50 PM
This is one of the saddest stories ever written.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
April 29, 2013, 05:57:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 04:22:27 PM
I was all ready for my Peedee Party.  I had my fur pajamas on, but Nigel ran off and joined the gigilos.  I had the air compressor all tuned up, and the crotchless wetsuit all laid out, but LMNO had a meeting.  I smeared my back hair in Vaseline and shaped it into a shark's fin, but Stella was in the bus station. 

So I put my underwear on backwards and put on orange lipstick, but then it turned out that Enrico is still dead.  Then I put on the kevlar duster and engineer boots, but Richter wasn't anywhere around.  Then I drank a quart of bourbon and GRINNED, but ECH moved to Washington state.

Desperate, I hollered until I shat my pants, but Bearman was too busy getting roasted for his birthday.

So no Peedee party for Roger.   :sad:

Awwwww!  :cry:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

#3
April 29, 2013, 06:27:41 PM
Recent visits to PD have been like this for me. Except I've also had to leave early too.

It makes me doubt that Jehovah even exists.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
April 29, 2013, 08:04:06 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2013, 06:27:41 PM
Recent visits to PD have been like this for me. Except I've also had to leave early too.

It makes me doubt that Jehovah even exists.

Oh, he exists.  He just lurks, though.  He never posts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#5
April 29, 2013, 08:59:33 PM
 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

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East Coast Hustle

#6
April 29, 2013, 09:25:37 PM
This made me shed a tiny dry dust mote where my tear glands would be if I had them.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
April 29, 2013, 09:29:53 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on April 29, 2013, 09:25:37 PM
This made me shed a tiny dry dust mote where my tear glands would be if I had them.

I even threw on my goalie pads & mask.

Bastards.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#8
May 01, 2013, 04:16:43 AM
The feels.
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The Johnny

#9
May 01, 2013, 04:21:34 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4

I called dibs on Judy long time before, do.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
May 01, 2013, 04:22:23 AM
I missed the vaseline back hair shark fin.  :sad:
YOU COULD'VE COME TO THE BUS STATION LIKE THAT, NOBODY WOULD NOTICE.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
May 01, 2013, 04:30:58 AM
Quote from: stelz on May 01, 2013, 04:22:23 AM
I missed the vaseline back hair shark fin.  :sad:
YOU COULD'VE COME TO THE BUS STATION LIKE THAT, NOBODY WOULD NOTICE.

And I'd sing.  I'd sing something like

I'm wearin' my fur pyjamas
I ride a hot potato
It's tickling my fancy, speak up, I can't hear you
Here on this mountaintop, I got some wild, wild life
I got some news to tell ya about some wild, wild life
Here comes the doctor in charge, she's got some wild, wild life
Ain't that the way you like it, living wild, wild

I wrestle with your conscience
You wrestle with your partner
Sittin' on a window sill but he spends time behind closed doors
Check out Mr. Businessman, he bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the stock exchange, he got some wild, wild life
Break it up when he opens the door, he's doin' wild, wild life
I know that's the way you like it, living wild, wild
Peace of mind, it's a piece of cake
Thought control, you get on board anytime you like

Like sittin' on pins and needles, things fall apart, it's scientific
Sleeping on the interstate, getting wild, wild life
Checkin' in, a checkin' out, I got a wild, wild life
Spending all of my money and time, done too much wild, wild life
We wanna go, where we go, where we go, I doing wild, wild life
I know it, that's how we start, got some wild, wild life
Paint a picture of me in the daylight and it's a wild, wild life
You've grown so tall, you've grown so fast, wild, wild
I know that's the way you like it, living wild, wild, wild, wild, life
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#12
May 01, 2013, 05:02:54 AM
Aw, hell yeah!

SING LOUD. DROWN OUT FOX.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Ben Shapiro

#13
May 02, 2013, 07:48:16 AM
MOTHER OF FUCK!

Richter

#14
May 03, 2013, 03:53:51 AM
Project BITCHHAMMER caught up and had me locked in a port-a-john, blasting "Elmo" songs in an effort to activate my kill-programing. 

If I'd known you were ready I'd have sucked it up and snorkled out through the blue shit sooner.   :sad:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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