Look, all I've been trying to say is...

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I was at the office today, in the middle of another grueling hour of sticking the new Corporate Policies™ to these relative innocents, and one of the poor suckers comes over and asks me "Hey, you know, the system we had two weeks ago was working just fine for us. Why do we need your system? I mean, do you enjoy all the mayhem you're causing here? Ha Ha. Just joking."

And I bit my lip, man. Because I'm just joking, too. I've been just joking with these upstanding, undeserving people for a whole month now, and even I didn't realize it until he said something.

I congratulate you on not using his teeth to polish your shoelaces.

Thankfully I am acquainted with Eris, as much as I hate people who say that as such. So, there's a part of me that does actually enjoy causing the mayhem.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I was at the office today, in the middle of another grueling hour of sticking the new Corporate Policies™ to these relative innocents, and one of the poor suckers comes over and asks me "Hey, you know, the system we had two weeks ago was working just fine for us. Why do we need your system? I mean, do you enjoy all the mayhem you're causing here? Ha Ha. Just joking."

And I bit my lip, man. Because I'm just joking, too. I've been just joking with these upstanding, undeserving people for a whole month now, and even I didn't realize it until he said something.

I congratulate you on not using his teeth to polish your shoelaces.

Thankfully I am acquainted with Eris, as much as I hate people who say that as such. So, there's a part of me that does actually enjoy causing the mayhem.

Speaking as a good, upstanding citizen of these United States, I have no idea what you are talking about but I feel vaguely ashamed on your behalf.