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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 02, 2013, 05:21:22 AM

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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#45
May 02, 2013, 11:20:05 PM
My summon sword spits out chupacabras. They protect me from harm and devour my enemies. THIS GAME IS AWESOME!
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
May 02, 2013, 11:26:24 PM
OK yeah the dragon kicked my ass in pretty short measure.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#47
May 02, 2013, 11:26:49 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on May 02, 2013, 11:20:05 PM
My summon sword spits out chupacabras. They protect me from harm and devour my enemies. THIS GAME IS AWESOME!

Goddammit, I need a sword upgrade!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#48
May 02, 2013, 11:30:25 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 02, 2013, 11:26:49 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on May 02, 2013, 11:20:05 PM
My summon sword spits out chupacabras. They protect me from harm and devour my enemies. THIS GAME IS AWESOME!

Goddammit, I need a sword upgrade!

DID YOU COVER YOUR SWORD WITH CANDY AND CHOCOLATE? BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DO THAT

THEN YOU GET A MAP TO THE MAGIC ANVIL

AND THEN THE WITCH WILL UPGRADE YOUR SHIT FOR LIKE A BILLION LOLLIPOPS



I realize that you probably totally know all of this, but I felt compelled to spell out certain details of this game for outside observers. Otherwise, how will they know what's going on?

The Johnny

#49
May 02, 2013, 11:32:32 PM
I restarted because the Sword of Summoning isnt that good (it makes healing timings more complicated, and will make getting thru the castle entrance harder, because summons dont hit as hard as oneself), i figure im going for Flaming Sword this time.

Btw, im pretty sure the only way to kill Dragon is with brewing potion of Invincibility.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

EK WAFFLR

#50
May 02, 2013, 11:33:43 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 02, 2013, 11:32:32 PM
I restarted because the Sword of Summoning isnt that good (it makes healing timings more complicated, and will make getting thru the castle entrance harder, because summons dont hit as hard as oneself), i figure im going for Flaming Sword this time.

Btw, im pretty sure the only way to kill Dragon is with brewing potion of Invincibility.


SPOILER ALERT:

Use the seed to get some rest, and cooldown. Then use invulnerability potion when you get to Dragon. Teleport when it wears off. Repeat. GREAT SUCCESS
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Cainad (dec.)

#51
May 03, 2013, 01:28:50 AM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on May 02, 2013, 11:33:43 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 02, 2013, 11:32:32 PM
I restarted because the Sword of Summoning isnt that good (it makes healing timings more complicated, and will make getting thru the castle entrance harder, because summons dont hit as hard as oneself), i figure im going for Flaming Sword this time.

Btw, im pretty sure the only way to kill Dragon is with brewing potion of Invincibility.


SPOILER ALERT:

Use the seed to get some rest, and cooldown. Then use invulnerability potion when you get to Dragon. Teleport when it wears off. Repeat. GREAT SUCCESS

The deed is done.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#52
May 03, 2013, 01:40:36 AM
MUST KILL THAT FUCKING DRAGON
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#53
May 03, 2013, 01:48:35 AM
Brewing multiple potions at a time = win

The Johnny

#54
May 03, 2013, 01:58:30 AM

***gives 300,000 lollipops to witch***

Quote"Here's 1214 candies for you!"

I feel violated
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

EK WAFFLR

#55
May 03, 2013, 02:08:20 AM
I HATE HELL
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
May 03, 2013, 02:17:13 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 03, 2013, 01:58:30 AM

***gives 300,000 lollipops to witch***

Quote"Here's 1214 candies for you!"

I feel violated

OH I KNOW

NEVER CLICK THAT BUTTON. It's a goddamn ripoff.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#57
May 03, 2013, 02:20:59 AM
Although... it occurs to me that at some point, lollipops might be easier to come by than candies.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#58
May 03, 2013, 02:28:16 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 03, 2013, 02:20:59 AM
Although... it occurs to me that at some point, lollipops might be easier to come by than candies.

I have a million lollipops and a hundred candies . . .
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Johnny

#59
May 03, 2013, 02:32:08 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 03, 2013, 02:20:59 AM
Although... it occurs to me that at some point, lollipops might be easier to come by than candies.

More than 100 lollipops per second? I doubt it, it would mean that candy could be eaten to boost HP to ridiculous ammounts.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner
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