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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 02, 2013, 05:21:22 AM

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Junkenstein

Nicely done concept.

I see great potential in a re-write.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Faust on May 03, 2013, 12:06:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2013, 12:01:19 PM
I love how witch currency is measured in KiloPops  :lulz:

I don't I currently have 16 pops....

Get a pop farm - mine is shitting out 100 pops a second. What I need is moar candies!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Q. G. Pennyworth


Faust

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2013, 12:21:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 03, 2013, 12:06:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2013, 12:01:19 PM
I love how witch currency is measured in KiloPops  :lulz:

I don't I currently have 16 pops....

Get a pop farm - mine is shitting out 100 pops a second. What I need is moar candies!

I am now in a similar situation.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

P3nT4gR4m

A necromancer whom, I'm reliably informed, "Summons ghosts and dead stuff" has just royally fucked me  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

P3nT4gR4m

Get this I can...

Quote... mix a little more or less longer, it doesn't matter so much. 

:eek:  :evil:  :fap:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Faust on May 03, 2013, 02:04:46 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2013, 12:21:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 03, 2013, 12:06:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 03, 2013, 12:01:19 PM
I love how witch currency is measured in KiloPops  :lulz:

I don't I currently have 16 pops....

Get a pop farm - mine is shitting out 100 pops a second. What I need is moar candies!

I am now in a similar situation.

To the sorceress!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Junkenstein

Yeah, the cauldron was the point I went "Fuck this game"

Fucking potion crafting. Every time it appears in a game it kills it for me.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Junkenstein on May 03, 2013, 03:03:05 PM
Yeah, the cauldron was the point I went "Fuck this game"

Fucking potion crafting. Every time it appears in a game it kills it for me.

At least you got that far. I passed the link on to three of my buds and they're all like "So . . . what, I just click the eat candy button? This is stupid." and quit inside of ten seconds.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Faust

The page just refreshed for me and I lost it all.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Junkenstein on May 03, 2013, 03:03:05 PM
Yeah, the cauldron was the point I went "Fuck this game"

Fucking potion crafting. Every time it appears in a game it kills it for me.

You can get by without it, really I'm just using it to make major health potions in bulk.

Junkenstein

Kingdom of Loathing would probably work quite well in this kind of format.

And seriously, fuck potion making. Even when I follow it exactly I get nothing.

Fucking crafting mechanics. Bah. The intention is always good and the execution is always fucked up
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 03, 2013, 03:14:50 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 03, 2013, 03:03:05 PM
Yeah, the cauldron was the point I went "Fuck this game"

Fucking potion crafting. Every time it appears in a game it kills it for me.

You can get by without it, really I'm just using it to make major health potions in bulk.

This!

Think I might need some more attacks and berzerks to take out the dragon, tho. And I'm running dangerously low on Superman potions  :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cainad on May 03, 2013, 09:35:03 AM
HEY NIGEL, GET THIS ONE:


KNOCK KNOCK!

who's there?

SIXTEEN.



get it?  GET IT?! Because 2^4 is 16!
i'm so fucking funny i've shat myself

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

So an informant informs me that the reliable way to beat any level is to runthrough the previous level 3-4 times to get all necessary objects.

FUCK, I HAVE TO BEAT THE DRAGON AGAIN. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."