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The REAL Election for Your New Mexico

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 07, 2013, 09:02:46 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
May 07, 2013, 10:22:15 PM
Quote from: El Twid on May 07, 2013, 10:20:08 PM
:|

What?  I haven't been able to deliver a punchline in 3 fucking months, without someone grabbing it first.

Why start now?   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
May 07, 2013, 10:22:59 PM
Enrico was winning, just so everyone knows.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#17
May 07, 2013, 10:24:02 PM
And I'M the one who can't run a fair vote?

Good day sir.

GOOD.

DAY.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Nephew Twiddleton

#18
May 07, 2013, 10:24:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 10:22:59 PM
Enrico was winning, just so everyone knows.

He's a difficult man to run against.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Junkenstein

#19
May 07, 2013, 10:30:12 PM
A fair vote doesn't vanish in highly mysterious slithery circumstances.

You fool no-one.


Reply edit- While I sympathise, it is only so far. If you had told the joke in good time this whole mess could have been avoided.

That doesn't really help you CISHETREP agenda though. You need more allies. But this is tentacle country.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
May 07, 2013, 10:30:31 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 07, 2013, 10:30:12 PM
A fair vote doesn't vanish in highly mysterious slithery circumstances.

You fool no-one.


Reply edit- While I sympathise, it is only so far. If you had told the joke in good time this whole mess could have been avoided.

That doesn't really help you CISHETREP agenda though. You need more allies. But this is tentacle country.

Whatever.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#21
May 07, 2013, 10:35:13 PM
Fine. Suit yourself. I think I've squeezed as much out of this as I can anyway.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#22
May 07, 2013, 11:45:25 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 07, 2013, 10:35:13 PM
Fine. Suit yourself. I think I've squeezed as much out of this as I can anyway.

Squeezed, pummeled, trampled, and squashed.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

LMNO

#23
May 08, 2013, 06:00:09 PM
I'm voting for TGRR. The vote that can be counted is not the eternal vote.

Cainad (dec.)

#24
May 08, 2013, 06:28:53 PM
god damn it

i actually voted in this one, because my religion demands that a vote sanctioned by TGRR is more important than a vote which includes TGRR on the ballot, no matter how much it pains me


we'll suffer in the desert for forty years searching for the promised punchline, while our horrible Lizard God rains down just enough humiliating "miracles" to keep us alive

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
May 08, 2013, 06:29:46 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 08, 2013, 06:28:53 PM
god damn it

i actually voted in this one, because my religion demands that a vote sanctioned by TGRR is more important than a vote which includes TGRR on the ballot, no matter how much it pains me


we'll suffer in the desert for forty years searching for the promised punchline, while our horrible Lizard God rains down just enough humiliating "miracles" to keep us alive

To save on labor costs, we're not going to bother taking the "miracles" out of the 55 gallon drums first, either.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#26
May 08, 2013, 06:31:01 PM
To further save on miracle costs, All containers will only contain hope.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
May 08, 2013, 06:31:32 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 08, 2013, 06:31:01 PM
To further save on miracle costs, All containers will only contain hope.

"HOPE you aren't directly underneath one."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#28
May 08, 2013, 06:32:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2013, 06:29:46 PM
Quote from: Cainad on May 08, 2013, 06:28:53 PM
god damn it

i actually voted in this one, because my religion demands that a vote sanctioned by TGRR is more important than a vote which includes TGRR on the ballot, no matter how much it pains me


we'll suffer in the desert for forty years searching for the promised punchline, while our horrible Lizard God rains down just enough humiliating "miracles" to keep us alive

To save on labor costs, we're not going to bother taking the "miracles" out of the 55 gallon drums first, either.

MAN CANNOT LIVE ON BEES ALONE


BUT HE CAN SURE AS FUCK MAKE SOME CREATIVE ATTEMPTS

Junkenstein

#29
May 08, 2013, 06:33:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2013, 06:31:32 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 08, 2013, 06:31:01 PM
To further save on miracle costs, All containers will only contain hope.

"HOPE you aren't directly underneath one."

Considering the state of the place in 10 years, you'll probably pray for the opposite.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.
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