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one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism

Started by Chucklemaster, May 09, 2013, 01:26:16 AM

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Chucklemaster

May 09, 2013, 01:26:16 AM
Make sure you're not telling them to be a Discordian.
Not that anyone does this, but it's quite important to not being a complete douche.
End failed rant.
Or kill me.
blah blah blah the rest of the song

Don Coyote

#1
May 09, 2013, 03:25:36 AM
Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 01:26:16 AM
Make sure you're not telling them to be a Discordian.
Not that anyone does this, but it's quite important to not being a complete douche.
End failed rant.
Or kill me.

Verily

This new guy seems good.


So far.


Golden Applesauce

#2
May 09, 2013, 03:33:50 AM
In that scenario, your first mistake was introducing someone to Discordianism.

Why would you do that to a perfectly decent human being?

You monster.
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Don Coyote

#3
May 09, 2013, 03:36:34 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on May 09, 2013, 03:33:50 AM
In that scenario, your first mistake was introducing someone to Discordianism.

Why would you do that to a perfectly decent human being?

You monster.

I heard this in GLaDOS' voice.

Salty

#4
May 09, 2013, 05:04:50 AM
Discordianism is terrible.

EOS.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#5
May 09, 2013, 05:05:47 AM
SRSLY.

Just LOOK at this place.

Have you SEEN the drug threads?

Assbags, the lot of them.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
May 09, 2013, 04:46:13 PM
 :notnice:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chucklemaster

#7
May 09, 2013, 05:50:53 PM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on May 09, 2013, 03:25:36 AM
Quote from: zer0n on May 09, 2013, 01:26:16 AM
Make sure you're not telling them to be a Discordian.
Not that anyone does this, but it's quite important to not being a complete douche.
End failed rant.
Or kill me.

Verily

This new guy seems good.


So far.

Thanks! It's good to feel suspicious but welcome.
blah blah blah the rest of the song

James Vagabond

#8
May 10, 2013, 02:14:19 PM
you all seem very nice

The Johnny

#9
May 10, 2013, 02:48:03 PM
discordia is like offering flax tea... it will help with the mind's gallstones, but you cannot force them to drink it (drink what? the gallstone?the pee? the tea? oh i see!) but if they refuse you can recite this haiku:

gobble gobble go
go go gobble gobble go
gobble gobble no

now shush stoner
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

GrannySmith

#10
May 10, 2013, 03:02:45 PM
I sometimes just call people either popes or fendersons and try not to explain further
  X  

Eater of Clowns

#11
May 10, 2013, 03:17:31 PM
This thread makes me deeply suspicious.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
May 11, 2013, 01:22:13 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 10, 2013, 03:17:31 PM
This thread makes me deeply suspicious.

Duh.

It's the FB guys.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#13
May 11, 2013, 04:03:52 AM
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Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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