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Started by Left, May 17, 2013, 05:42:42 AM

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Junkenstein

#15
May 17, 2013, 06:03:17 PM
I'm sorry about that uncut penis.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

#16
May 17, 2013, 06:05:30 PM
I feel worse for the penis. Apparently she dealt some damage before it got the better of her. Jury ruled self defense, unanimously

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Junkenstein

#17
May 17, 2013, 06:06:54 PM
Request merger into the drugs thread because why not.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
May 17, 2013, 06:08:15 PM
If nothing else, it would improve the quality of the drug thread.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#19
May 17, 2013, 06:09:01 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 17, 2013, 06:02:21 PM
FUCK THE LOT OF YOU MY MOTHER WAS KILLED BY AN UNCUT PENIS!!! :argh!:
:lmnuendo:

P3nT4gR4m

#20
May 17, 2013, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 06:08:15 PM
If nothing else, it would improve the quality of the drug thread.

Anything would improve the quality of the drug thread. Is why i keep posting in it. Makes me feel like I'm accomplishing something whilst languishing in a creative slump about a year old

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

East Coast Hustle

#21
May 17, 2013, 06:11:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 17, 2013, 06:02:21 PM
FUCK THE LOT OF YOU MY MOTHER WAS KILLED BY AN UNCUT PENIS!!! :argh!:

I didn't really kill her, I just put her to sleep.

:rimshot:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
May 17, 2013, 06:32:31 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pergamos

#23
May 17, 2013, 06:45:51 PM
I'm uncut and my mom was a huge proponent of extended breastfeeding.  I actually chose to stop because she was pregnant with my sister and started having colostrum which doesn't taste good.  I was 2 and a half.  My sister nursed until she was 5.

I know that the number of adult men who choose to give up their foreskins is extremely small so I am kind of surprised that so many fathers choose to make that decision for their infant sons.  It is nothing compared to female circumcision, and I don't think the same word should be used for both things, but that doesn't mean it is right.  It is an irreversible procedure that a man should be able to choose if he wishes to undergo.  It is also, as far as I can tell, only routinely done in the US and the Middle East.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
May 17, 2013, 06:48:18 PM
Thread is now on rails.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
May 17, 2013, 06:54:28 PM
OFUCK! :eek:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
May 17, 2013, 06:59:03 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 06:54:28 PM
OFUCK! :eek:

50 pages of people posting TMI about the condition of their penis and how long they breast fed.

Because we're too fucking DUMB to do ANYTHING besides have the SAME CONVERSATION for the MILLIONTH TIME.

I don't care how long anyone here breastfed.  I don't care if they have a foreskin.  I do not NEED to know and I do not WANT to know about 5 year olds still breast feeding.  I don't CARE if there's some kind of benefit to it or not.  This is the sort of shit you find on bigboards.  Or any given person's fucking Facebook feed.

The only TROLL value left in these threads is that they're used-up trolls and almost everyone knows it.


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
May 17, 2013, 07:01:29 PM
I mean, look at this shit.

Quote from: hylierandom on May 17, 2013, 05:42:42 AM
But the infant has no say in the matter.
Maybe a scream of agony, but no say.

OLD AND BUSTED.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
May 17, 2013, 07:19:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 07:01:29 PM
I mean, look at this shit.

Quote from: hylierandom on May 17, 2013, 05:42:42 AM
But the infant has no say in the matter.
Maybe a scream of agony, but no say.

OLD AND BUSTED.

It's a classic from Usenet.

When a newsgroup annoyed me, I used to crosspost a reply to a circumcision group and a pregnancy group, and sit back and let the rest take care of itself.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
May 17, 2013, 07:19:40 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 07:19:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 07:01:29 PM
I mean, look at this shit.

Quote from: hylierandom on May 17, 2013, 05:42:42 AM
But the infant has no say in the matter.
Maybe a scream of agony, but no say.

OLD AND BUSTED.

It's a classic from Usenet.

When a newsgroup annoyed me, I used to crosspost a reply to a circumcision group and a pregnancy group, and sit back and let the rest take care of itself.

And it still works to this very day, apparently.  :lol:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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