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Where oh Where has the good Rev. Gone?

Started by El Jefe, November 18, 2004, 07:59:36 PM

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East Coast Hustle

#75
December 04, 2004, 07:39:18 PM
I don't recall ever wanting to be saved....
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

saint aini

#76
December 04, 2004, 07:50:48 PM
Too bad...

Roger is the messiah.

He will save us.

he is the emanuel promised throughout the ages.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

East Coast Hustle

#77
December 04, 2004, 08:13:45 PM
I don't care who he is...if anyone tries to save my soul, I'm gonna stab their eyes out...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

EraPassing

#78
December 04, 2004, 08:27:09 PM
:evil:   Fine!  Next time I see your soul tied to a railroad track, and there's a train coming, I am so leaving it there!
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

CannedLizard

#79
December 04, 2004, 08:29:57 PM
Quote from: EraPassing:evil:   Fine!  Next time I see your soul tied to a railroad track, and there's a train coming, I am so leaving it there!

God, that is so going to end up being a Christian parable. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
POEE Pre-Chaplain Neon Irwin of the Bahumbug Pre-Cabal, CG, UE, KoBaSN

EraPassing

#80
December 04, 2004, 08:35:47 PM
Me = the anti-Good Samaritan
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

saint aini

#81
December 04, 2004, 08:44:39 PM
And me the anti-John the baptist.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Wishfarple

#82
December 04, 2004, 09:11:44 PM
Quote from: ainiAnd me the anti-John the baptist.

You're king Herod?
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

saint aini

#83
December 04, 2004, 10:23:23 PM
I'm anti-John the Baptist because I'm a girl and I came after the dude I was supposed to herald.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Efrim

#84
December 04, 2004, 10:28:35 PM
You people are mad. MAD I SAY! Roger is mere flesh and blood. He lives down the street from me in a red house.
"There comes a time when every man feels the urge to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats." -- H.L. Mencken

L,
Efrim

Wishfarple

#85
December 04, 2004, 11:07:52 PM
So what're you saying, Efrim?  Roger isn't the Messiah?  But if Roger isn't, and YOU'RE the one who KNOWS that, it must make YOU the Messiah!  

Pra' Efrim!
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

East Coast Hustle

#86
December 04, 2004, 11:41:44 PM
speak for yourselves...I don't need or want a messiah....I'm perfectly capable of saving my own damn soul, should I decide that it's worth getting off the couch for...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

saint aini

#87
December 04, 2004, 11:44:23 PM
Jesus was flesh.
Roger is flesh.
Ergo Roger is Jesus.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

East Coast Hustle

#88
December 04, 2004, 11:46:03 PM
one major difference:

Roger actually exists.

I think.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Wishfarple

#89
December 04, 2004, 11:48:16 PM
Quote from: ainiJesus was flesh.
Roger is flesh.
Ergo Roger is Jesus.

Liberace was a man.
Roger is a man.  
Ergo, Roger is a homosexual piano player.
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland
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