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[EK WAFFLR]

My cishet Viking Princess heart OF manliness is broken.

[Faust]

I was going to say that we should always diversify the discussion, Cis is but one discussion, but then I realised harping on about it for a gross of pages is exactly what new people should do to fit in.

[Doktor Howl]

I was going to say that we should always diversify the discussion, Cis is but one discussion, but then I realised harping on about it for a gross of pages is exactly what new people should do to fit in.

I, for one, am glad to hear your high opinion of me and the rest of the posters on this board.

It is a morale boost that cannot be properly explained.  My pants, however, are around my ankles while I salute you.

[Doktor Howl]

Because, you know, these last few days I've gotten used to having people I consider "friends" tell me - in no uncertain terms - what a useless and horrid lop of shit I am.  The fact that in this case the information is being directed at not only me but the people who HAVEN'T told me what a lop of shit I am only serves to increase the morale-building power of the statement.

But then it occurred to me that I don't have time for that shit.

[P3nT4gR4m]

If it's any consolation, it's the fact that you're a horrid lop of shit that makes me like you.

Of course most people would chose ascending bowel cancer over being friends with me, given the choice 

[Faust]

I was going to say that we should always diversify the discussion, Cis is but one discussion, but then I realised harping on about it for a gross of pages is exactly what new people should do to fit in.

I, for one, am glad to hear your high opinion of me and the rest of the posters on this board.

It is a morale boost that cannot be properly explained.  My pants, however, are around my ankles while I salute you.

I have an incredibly high opinion of this forum, and you. But that doesn't mean I can't poke fun at our* shared eccentricities?

We can either be gloomy about the fact that there are topics we as a community simply aren't great at discussing with each other, or we can accept it and see the horrifyingly funny side.

*The CIS and athiesm threads are my weakness, the Magik etc are others.

[Doktor Howl]

I was going to say that we should always diversify the discussion, Cis is but one discussion, but then I realised harping on about it for a gross of pages is exactly what new people should do to fit in.

I, for one, am glad to hear your high opinion of me and the rest of the posters on this board.

It is a morale boost that cannot be properly explained.  My pants, however, are around my ankles while I salute you.

I have an incredibly high opinion of this forum, and you. But that doesn't mean I can't poke fun at our* shared eccentricities?

We can either be gloomy about the fact that there are topics we as a community simply aren't great at discussing with each other, or we can accept it and see the horrifyingly funny side.

*The CIS and athiesm threads are my weakness, the Magik etc are others.

Ah.  The last one (the top of this nest of quotes) seemed to go from laughing WITH us to laughing AT us.

Sorry, I'm a little touchy right this minute, on account of Freeky blindsiding me.

[Salty]

If you REALLY run out of ideas, go with meta-humor, that always kills 'em.

[Faust]

I was going to say that we should always diversify the discussion, Cis is but one discussion, but then I realised harping on about it for a gross of pages is exactly what new people should do to fit in.

I, for one, am glad to hear your high opinion of me and the rest of the posters on this board.

It is a morale boost that cannot be properly explained.  My pants, however, are around my ankles while I salute you.

I have an incredibly high opinion of this forum, and you. But that doesn't mean I can't poke fun at our* shared eccentricities?

We can either be gloomy about the fact that there are topics we as a community simply aren't great at discussing with each other, or we can accept it and see the horrifyingly funny side.

*The CIS and athiesm threads are my weakness, the Magik etc are others.

Ah.  The last one (the top of this nest of quotes) seemed to go from laughing WITH us to laughing AT us.

Sorry, I'm a little touchy right this minute, on account of Freeky blindsiding me.

Well I am a horrible snob, but I'm normally more blatant about it then that.

I was remarking on the fact that that's the one that struck a cord with people, I'd say there is a reason for that, I know it's a topic I'm personally ill equipped for.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, well, you didn't deserve that.  Sorry.

[Faust]

If you REALLY run out of ideas, go with meta-humor, that always kills 'em.

NO DON'T TAKE THOSE, it's the only thing I have going for me. If I lose that all I'll have to post about is comic books and sql errors.

Yeah, well, you didn't deserve that.  Sorry.

No worries.

[Left]

Welcome to the Principia Discordia Forums.

If you are having trouble coming up with gripping ideas for threads, consider posting about the following topics:

Libertarianism: This seasons anarchism?

Reasons why I am an atheist. Included a picture of Richard Dawkins for bonus points.

Fashioning powerful sigils, (the secret to potent magic is numerology).

My gun and me, or the pro's and cons of legislation.

Why being a CIS white male in today's society is wrong.

So, posting alien probe p0rn is right out?

I was going to say that we should always diversify the discussion, Cis is but one discussion, but then I realised harping on about it for a gross of pages is exactly what new people should do to fit in.

No worries, then.  I can not only deliver a gross of pages but extra added grossness per page.
That's value for your money.

My pants, however, are around my ankles while I salute you.

Just like a cis-person.  Always proudly waving around their genitals

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I don't even know the lingo for whatever I am. Y'all are oppressing me with your label privilegedness. CISHETEMOMOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't even know the lingo for whatever I am. Y'all are oppressing me with your label privilegedness. CISHETEMOMOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[Left]

I don't even know the lingo for whatever I am. Y'all are oppressing me with your label privilegedness. CISHETEMOMOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

You're just jealous you haven't got a GLBT sammich.