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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Um. Yeah. This fucking rocks.

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Doktor Howl

June 01, 2013, 08:01:59 AM
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#1
June 01, 2013, 08:15:39 AM
He probably jumped 10,000 times to make that.  :lulz:
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Freeky

#2
June 01, 2013, 08:17:27 AM
Neat!

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
June 01, 2013, 08:30:22 AM
So, what you're sayin is that the magic word isn't abracadabra, but rather, "OOOOOOH-WOOOO-WOOOO-WOOOO-WOOOO-WOOOO-WOOOOOP"?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#4
June 01, 2013, 08:45:12 AM
So the key is to constantly kick yourself in the ass and make weird noises. Got it! :D
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Johnny

#5
June 01, 2013, 08:47:21 AM
BY THE POWER OF HYENA! AUAUAU-AUAU-AUAUAU-AU-AUAUAUAUAUAUAU-AU

:magick: :magick: :magick: :magick: :magick:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Pæs

#6
June 01, 2013, 11:06:43 AM
I was really excited by that until I saw that someone had commented saying that it was a fake.

EK WAFFLR

#7
June 01, 2013, 11:59:15 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Richter

#8
June 01, 2013, 01:49:22 PM
 :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Eater of Clowns

#9
June 01, 2013, 01:57:04 PM
 :lol:
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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#10
June 01, 2013, 05:59:36 PM
That was AWESOME!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#11
June 02, 2013, 04:04:57 AM
My brains just oozed out of my ears.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy
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