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Started by Pæs, June 01, 2013, 01:21:41 PM

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Pæs

Are you tired of the hassle in finding a container for your doctor-ordered stool sample?



Are situations like this leaving you frustrated and confused?



Even if you find a container, something always seems to go wrong...



Are you constantly leaving scenes like this behind?



But find the menacing taunts and jeers of your laxative cupboard excruciating?



Is your condition having an impact on your employment?



SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED ERIS



Laughing. Can't stop laughing.



Buy it.

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Eater of Clowns

Before Eris, I was constantly pooping a mere 56 chicken nuggets.

Now that I've found Eris, I still poop 56 chicken nuggets, but they're covered in blood.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Nephew Twiddleton

The butt odor gif is fantastic. Looks like the one guy is going to lean in and do some hanky panky with that screw driver but then decides to let his friend to all the work while he butt-huffs.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mr. Presley

before


after pineal gland treatment


plus


I never post pics, hope that came out ok.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Before Eris, I didn't have any thumbs!

After Eris, I have nothing BUT thumbs!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

They finally found a use for chicken nuggets!
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Sir Squid Diddimus