Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Cain]

I just got done chipping away at how I feel magic should work in fantasy

Does it involve jerking off to meaningless scribbles?

[Freeky]

I hope you spags are filled with bugs.

Your wish has already been granted.  Habby Christmas!

[Don Coyote]

I just got done chipping away at how I feel magic should work in fantasy

Does it involve jerking off to meaningless scribbles?

I am going to write a modern urban fantasy series in which that is true mahhhjiq.

And dedicate it to you.

[Salty]

I just got done chipping away at how I feel magic should work in fantasy

Does it involve jerking off to meaningless scribbles?

Oh my, yes. And you can use Freakazoid as a totem spirit.

[Cain]

I just got done chipping away at how I feel magic should work in fantasy

Does it involve jerking off to meaningless scribbles?

I am going to write a modern urban fantasy series in which that is true mahhhjiq.

And dedicate it to you.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I'M BACK!

I broke the hinge on my laptop but The Husband fixed it!

Nigel: congrats on the scholarship, Cainad: congrats on the graduation, Dok: condolences on your idiot co-workers, LMNO: cancer is a fucking bitch and I hope your mom kicks it in its teeth.

I hope I got all those right...

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Life is beautiful and not blowing up in my face at all, tra la la la . . .

[Doktor Howl]

I just got done chipping away at how I feel magic should work in fantasy.

FAT SMELLY PEOPLE IN THE PARK.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Met one of my new co-workers for the first time. Fancies himself a geek and a connoisseur of literary fiction. He was getting all giddy since I know my Marvel. It was sort of weird since he went from a dour weirdo to a giddy fangirl.

Then he asked The Question. He asked me if I liked Dr. Who. Which of course, I don't.

So I am a soulless monster and shall be shunned. I told him I was okay with that.

[Doktor Howl]

Met one of my new co-workers for the first time. Fancies himself a geek and a connoisseur of literary fiction. He was getting all giddy since I know my Marvel. It was sort of weird since he went from a dour weirdo to a giddy fangirl.

Then he asked The Question. He asked me if I liked Dr. Who. Which of course, I don't.

So I am a soulless monster and shall be shunned. I told him I was okay with that.

Tell him that British people can't write science fiction for shit.

Then step back quickly.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Met one of my new co-workers for the first time. Fancies himself a geek and a connoisseur of literary fiction. He was getting all giddy since I know my Marvel. It was sort of weird since he went from a dour weirdo to a giddy fangirl.

Then he asked The Question. He asked me if I liked Dr. Who. Which of course, I don't.

So I am a soulless monster and shall be shunned. I told him I was okay with that.

Tell him that British people can't write science fiction for shit.

Then step back quickly.

He will poo himself and cry. CRY. I shall do this thing. I must. For my people.

[Doktor Howl]

Met one of my new co-workers for the first time. Fancies himself a geek and a connoisseur of literary fiction. He was getting all giddy since I know my Marvel. It was sort of weird since he went from a dour weirdo to a giddy fangirl.

Then he asked The Question. He asked me if I liked Dr. Who. Which of course, I don't.

So I am a soulless monster and shall be shunned. I told him I was okay with that.

Tell him that British people can't write science fiction for shit.

Then step back quickly.

He will poo himself and cry. CRY. I shall do this thing. I must. For my people.

It's sort of a moral imperative, isn't it?

Also, tell him BBC hasn't been worth SHIT since they cancelled Coronation Street.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Met one of my new co-workers for the first time. Fancies himself a geek and a connoisseur of literary fiction. He was getting all giddy since I know my Marvel. It was sort of weird since he went from a dour weirdo to a giddy fangirl.

Then he asked The Question. He asked me if I liked Dr. Who. Which of course, I don't.

So I am a soulless monster and shall be shunned. I told him I was okay with that.

Tell him that British people can't write science fiction for shit.

Then step back quickly.

He will poo himself and cry. CRY. I shall do this thing. I must. For my people.

It's sort of a moral imperative, isn't it?

Also, tell him BBC hasn't been worth SHIT since they cancelled Coronation Street.

Oh Dok. You wacky evil genius. If I end up stuffed in a barrel of pickles in a dumpster behind a strip mall, I have you to thank for it.

[Doktor Howl]

Met one of my new co-workers for the first time. Fancies himself a geek and a connoisseur of literary fiction. He was getting all giddy since I know my Marvel. It was sort of weird since he went from a dour weirdo to a giddy fangirl.

Then he asked The Question. He asked me if I liked Dr. Who. Which of course, I don't.

So I am a soulless monster and shall be shunned. I told him I was okay with that.

Tell him that British people can't write science fiction for shit.

Then step back quickly.

He will poo himself and cry. CRY. I shall do this thing. I must. For my people.

It's sort of a moral imperative, isn't it?

Also, tell him BBC hasn't been worth SHIT since they cancelled Coronation Street.

Oh Dok. You wacky evil genius. If I end up stuffed in a barrel of pickles in a dumpster behind a strip mall, I have you to thank for it.

The real evil here is that Coronation Street hasn't actually been cancelled.  53 years of awful shit.  It doesn't end.  Ever.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Met one of my new co-workers for the first time. Fancies himself a geek and a connoisseur of literary fiction. He was getting all giddy since I know my Marvel. It was sort of weird since he went from a dour weirdo to a giddy fangirl.

Then he asked The Question. He asked me if I liked Dr. Who. Which of course, I don't.

So I am a soulless monster and shall be shunned. I told him I was okay with that.

Tell him that British people can't write science fiction for shit.

Then step back quickly.

He will poo himself and cry. CRY. I shall do this thing. I must. For my people.

It's sort of a moral imperative, isn't it?

Also, tell him BBC hasn't been worth SHIT since they cancelled Coronation Street.

Oh Dok. You wacky evil genius. If I end up stuffed in a barrel of pickles in a dumpster behind a strip mall, I have you to thank for it.

The real evil here is that Coronation Street hasn't actually been cancelled.  53 years of awful shit.  It doesn't end.  Ever.

I don't watch a lot of BBC. They'll never top "Waiting for God".