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Best of all possible uses for oatmeal.

Started by Salty, April 29, 2013, 06:57:24 PM

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Don Coyote

#15
June 06, 2013, 04:57:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:55:43 AM
Oatmeal is fucking tasty as fuck. You fuckers are doing something WRONG if it isn't. For instance, don't fucking stir it, what is fucking wrong with your fucking head? Also, quick oats are gross, and instant oats are gross.

Look that shit up on the internet, it isn't the fucking 1990s anymore. Seriously.

But I like quick oats, and instant oats. :oops:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
June 06, 2013, 05:34:31 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 06, 2013, 04:57:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:55:43 AM
Oatmeal is fucking tasty as fuck. You fuckers are doing something WRONG if it isn't. For instance, don't fucking stir it, what is fucking wrong with your fucking head? Also, quick oats are gross, and instant oats are gross.

Look that shit up on the internet, it isn't the fucking 1990s anymore. Seriously.

But I like quick oats, and instant oats. :oops:
They are adaptible, if you're ok with weird shitty mushy whatever
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#17
June 06, 2013, 05:35:47 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 05:34:31 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 06, 2013, 04:57:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:55:43 AM
Oatmeal is fucking tasty as fuck. You fuckers are doing something WRONG if it isn't. For instance, don't fucking stir it, what is fucking wrong with your fucking head? Also, quick oats are gross, and instant oats are gross.

Look that shit up on the internet, it isn't the fucking 1990s anymore. Seriously.

But I like quick oats, and instant oats. :oops:
They are adaptible, if you're ok with weird shitty mushy whatever
I am. I also like regular oats, because texture.

Salty

#18
June 06, 2013, 05:51:14 AM
No. Fucking. Instant.

Instant oatmeal is for slack jawed mutants trying to steal your gasoline.

Steel cut, if you have the leisure time.
Or a crock pot.

Rolled oats if you're trying to survive in Murrica without fucking people up. Peanut bttrer banana if you're not fucked, OP if you are.

Motherfuckers.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
June 06, 2013, 06:07:41 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 06, 2013, 05:35:47 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 05:34:31 AM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 06, 2013, 04:57:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:55:43 AM
Oatmeal is fucking tasty as fuck. You fuckers are doing something WRONG if it isn't. For instance, don't fucking stir it, what is fucking wrong with your fucking head? Also, quick oats are gross, and instant oats are gross.

Look that shit up on the internet, it isn't the fucking 1990s anymore. Seriously.

But I like quick oats, and instant oats. :oops:
They are adaptible, if you're ok with weird shitty mushy whatever
I am. I also like regular oats, because texture.

Oats are goddamn delicious. special oats are a goddamn special wildcard.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#20
June 06, 2013, 06:27:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:56:30 AM
BASICALLY, IF YOUR OATS ARE GROSS, YOU ARE FUCKING UP.

Alty is, in his own words, transferring it from his bowel to his belly.  In that order. 

This could explain a whole lot of grossness.

Salty

#21
June 06, 2013, 06:31:06 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 06, 2013, 06:27:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:56:30 AM
BASICALLY, IF YOUR OATS ARE GROSS, YOU ARE FUCKING UP.

Alty is, in his own words, transferring it from his bowel to his belly.  In that order. 

This could explain a whole lot of grossness.

I have...difficult taste.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cain

#22
June 06, 2013, 06:33:58 AM
Or your meals are going in reverse.

Don Coyote

#23
June 06, 2013, 06:37:09 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 06, 2013, 05:51:14 AM
No. Fucking. Instant.

Instant oatmeal is for slack jawed mutants trying to steal your gasoline.

Steel cut, if you have the leisure time.
Or a crock pot.

Rolled oats if you're trying to survive in Murrica without fucking people up. Peanut bttrer banana if you're not fucked, OP if you are.

Motherfuckers.

For some reason this makes me want wrassle Alty to the ground and shove handfuls of uncooked instant oats into his mouth.

Eater of Clowns

#24
June 06, 2013, 02:35:04 PM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 06, 2013, 06:37:09 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 06, 2013, 05:51:14 AM
No. Fucking. Instant.

Instant oatmeal is for slack jawed mutants trying to steal your gasoline.

Steel cut, if you have the leisure time.
Or a crock pot.

Rolled oats if you're trying to survive in Murrica without fucking people up. Peanut bttrer banana if you're not fucked, OP if you are.

Motherfuckers.

For some reason this makes me want wrassle Alty to the ground and shove handfuls of uncooked instant oats into his mouth.

I'd fap to it.

Also, this:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28299.0.html
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
June 06, 2013, 03:05:17 PM
I HATE PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANAS.

There. I said it.

I hate them each individually, and I triple hate them when they're together.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
June 06, 2013, 03:06:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 06, 2013, 06:27:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:56:30 AM
BASICALLY, IF YOUR OATS ARE GROSS, YOU ARE FUCKING UP.

Alty is, in his own words, transferring it from his bowel to his belly.  In that order. 

This could explain a whole lot of grossness.

:vom:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
June 06, 2013, 03:06:56 PM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on June 06, 2013, 06:37:09 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 06, 2013, 05:51:14 AM
No. Fucking. Instant.

Instant oatmeal is for slack jawed mutants trying to steal your gasoline.

Steel cut, if you have the leisure time.
Or a crock pot.

Rolled oats if you're trying to survive in Murrica without fucking people up. Peanut bttrer banana if you're not fucked, OP if you are.

Motherfuckers.

For some reason this makes me want wrassle Alty to the ground and shove handfuls of uncooked instant oats into his mouth.

I'd pay to watch that.  :fap:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#28
June 06, 2013, 03:41:13 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 06, 2013, 12:50:58 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 05, 2013, 11:47:02 PM
Sure but I used canned coconut milk, that boxed stuff is horrible to me.

Canned stuff is horrible to me so I feel ya.

http://www.yumuniverse.com/2013/02/07/plant-powerful-dairy-free-milk/

Blender. Cheesecloth. :)
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

#29
June 06, 2013, 04:39:52 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 03:05:17 PM
I HATE PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANAS.

There. I said it.

I hate them each individually, and I triple hate them when they're together.

:cry:  <--- Roger, Elvis, and 32,000,000 Canadians.
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