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I'd cut my left arm off to be able to verbally spout like this guy!

Started by Doktor Howl, June 13, 2013, 03:04:47 AM

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June 13, 2013, 03:04:47 AM
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Doktor Howl

#1
June 13, 2013, 03:06:04 AM
Oh, NOT safe for work.
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Salty

#2
June 13, 2013, 03:10:18 AM
Woah. Seriously, that guy is a pro.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#3
June 13, 2013, 03:12:14 AM
He's on FIRE. His head is floating in darkness IN A CIRCLE OF FLAMES.

He's like Billy Sunday on CACTUS.  :lulz:
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Doktor Howl

#4
June 13, 2013, 03:12:46 AM
Quote from: stelz on June 13, 2013, 03:12:14 AM
He's on FIRE. His head is floating in darkness IN A CIRCLE OF FLAMES.

He's like Billy Sunday on CACTUS.  :lulz:

He is my new hero.   :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
June 13, 2013, 03:23:42 AM
Wow  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
June 13, 2013, 03:24:32 AM
Particle fucking neutrons and all these other things that don't exist

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
June 13, 2013, 03:25:39 AM
"Looking at the stars and digging in the dirt."
FOOLS.
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#9
June 13, 2013, 04:41:06 AM
Wow. Preach it.
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#10
June 13, 2013, 04:44:21 AM
I feel....the power....
He looks like a hippy version of me.

Wolfgang Absolutus

#11
June 13, 2013, 04:56:56 AM
What is he doing with his voice. When I was on debate team and people did things like this they would be laughed out of they room.
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Cainad (dec.)

#12
June 13, 2013, 04:59:44 AM
Someone, somewhere must have a term for it. It sounds very much like a deliberate vocal technique for lulling an audience into a rhythm.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#13
June 13, 2013, 05:00:18 AM
That voice isn't for some rooty poot debate team! That's TENT REVIVAL STUFF.  :lol:
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Wolfgang Absolutus

#14
June 13, 2013, 05:15:17 AM
I mean with a little more variation, maybe a better microphone his speech style could be very effective, but still in the present form it is just uncomfortable to listen to.
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