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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., June 18, 2013, 08:56:28 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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Salty

That shit made my day.

I can't wait to try both of them.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Alty on June 18, 2013, 09:00:20 PM
That shit made my day.

I can't wait to try both of them.

I am so, so glad I am not the only one who's going to end up with a shampoo-smeared face and a Godzilla-sized rat's nest of paper on the floor.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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Salty

I tried the bubbles last night. My mother was in the middle of saying something less important than bubbles when I remembered this, shouted excitedly, and ran away to get the baby shampoo.

I could only make two bubbles, and they didn't fly away, just sat on my face. I think my lips are too thin or something. Maybe with practice...
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Alty on June 19, 2013, 05:11:43 PM
I tried the bubbles last night. My mother was in the middle of saying something less important than bubbles when I remembered this, shouted excitedly, and ran away to get the baby shampoo.

I could only make two bubbles, and they didn't fly away, just sat on my face. I think my lips are too thin or something. Maybe with practice...

More practice blowing. I swallowed a little of the shampoo because I got the hiccups as I was smearing it on my lips . . . but my cat had several bubbles to chase around . . . until she pounced my face. Then we both got a bath.

Will try again later when she's somewhere else.
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