V3X and I hate you all.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Let's examine that.

you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Because there's no such thing, anywhere.  Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans.  For the children.

COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.

Coffee is GOOD FOR ME.  It's full of vitamins and fiber.

Tea is BAD FOR EVERYONE.

http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/tea-types-and-their-health-benefits

WRONG.

[Doktor Howl]

bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Let's examine that.

you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Because there's no such thing, anywhere.  Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans.  For the children.

COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.

Coffee is GOOD FOR ME.  It's full of vitamins and fiber.

Tea is BAD FOR EVERYONE.

http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/tea-types-and-their-health-benefits

WRONG.

Who are you going to believe, Pixie?  Some doctor, or a man of SCIENCE?

[Doktor Howl]

Jesus fuck, that's hot!

You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?

One estimate I've seen states that Tucson and Phoenix will be uninhabitable within 20 years.

Which goes to show how DUMB people are.  Tucson and Phoenix are uninhabitable right now.  It's just that everyone is dead, so it doesn't matter.

What I'm excited about is ABANDONED CITIES.

I'm staying.

[Doktor Howl]

(ahem)

BUT IT'S A DRY HEAT

You'll pay for that.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Let's examine that.

you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Because there's no such thing, anywhere.  Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans.  For the children.

COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.

Coffee is GOOD FOR ME.  It's full of vitamins and fiber.

Tea is BAD FOR EVERYONE.

http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/tea-types-and-their-health-benefits

WRONG.

Who are you going to believe, Pixie?  Some doctor, or a man of SCIENCE?

PFFT. I DEMAND OFFERINGS OF TEA

[Doktor Howl]

bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Let's examine that.

you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Because there's no such thing, anywhere.  Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans.  For the children.

COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.

Coffee is GOOD FOR ME.  It's full of vitamins and fiber.

Tea is BAD FOR EVERYONE.

http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/tea-types-and-their-health-benefits

WRONG.

Who are you going to believe, Pixie?  Some doctor, or a man of SCIENCE?

PFFT. I DEMAND OFFERINGS OF TEA

Okay.  I was only going to use it to clean machinery.

[Salty]

Imagine for a moment:

I am brown.
Not the same pink/red swirled into pasty white not to dissimilar to a strawberry sundae I've been for my entire life. Not even the scorched and peeling red from days when the sun would pop out and attack me.
Brown.

Today is the first really day of cloud cover I've seen all season.
Youre We're all gonna fry.

[EK WAFFLR]

DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN TEA AND COFFEE, DOK! PRETTY PLEASE!

[Don Coyote]

bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Let's examine that.

you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Because there's no such thing, anywhere.  Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans.  For the children.

COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.

Real Englishpeople drink coffee not tea.

[Don Coyote]

Imagine for a moment:

I am brown.
Not the same pink/red swirled into pasty white not to dissimilar to a strawberry sundae I've been for my entire life. Not even the scorched and peeling red from days when the sun would pop out and attack me.
Brown.

Today is the first really day of cloud cover I've seen all season.
Youre We're all gonna fry.

You're getting tan in AK?
WE ARE SO FUCKING FUCKED

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Let's examine that.

you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Because there's no such thing, anywhere.  Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans.  For the children.

COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.

Real Englishpeople drink coffee not tea.

I'm not real English though. Dad was one of those pesky irish immigrants.

the Irish fucking LOVE tea. they drink more per head than the english.

[Doktor Howl]

bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Let's examine that.

you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Because there's no such thing, anywhere.  Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans.  For the children.

COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.

Real Englishpeople drink coffee not tea.

I'm not real English though. Dad was one of those pesky irish immigrants.

the Irish fucking LOVE tea. they drink more per head than the english.

How do they detach the beer glass from their faces to drink the tea?

[Doktor Howl]

DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN TEA AND COFFEE, DOK! PRETTY PLEASE!

You do whatever you like, sir.  You want to poison yourself with Earl Grey, you go right on ahead.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Let's examine that.

you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Because there's no such thing, anywhere.  Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans.  For the children.

COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.

Real Englishpeople drink coffee not tea.

I'm not real English though. Dad was one of those pesky irish immigrants.

the Irish fucking LOVE tea. they drink more per head than the english.

How do they detach the beer glass from their faces to drink the tea?

while they are waiting for the next guinness to be properly poured.

[Doktor Howl]

bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Let's examine that.

you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Because there's no such thing, anywhere.  Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans.  For the children.

COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.

Real Englishpeople drink coffee not tea.

I'm not real English though. Dad was one of those pesky irish immigrants.

the Irish fucking LOVE tea. they drink more per head than the english.

How do they detach the beer glass from their faces to drink the tea?

while they are waiting for the next guinness to be properly poured sliced.

FTFY.