Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Doktor Howl]

I have to add, I have met Alty and he is PUNK AS FUCK.  Even if he hasn't got a pierced cranium and a mohawk.

[Salty]

Fucking A.

I think that's why he's so mad.

"What is she DOING with that pink boy."

It's almost like she's not true to the subculture or something...Like she isn't style over substance.  Which isn't pink at all, mind you.

Yup. I think I may have a nice, long slow IRL troll with this one.

Or I might do my typical thing, which is: immediate truth.

"LOOK, I may be thin, but I've for thick skin. You don't have to like me even a little bit. But would you mind terribly not looking at me like that? KTHXBAI."

[Doktor Howl]

Fucking A.

I think that's why he's so mad.

"What is she DOING with that pink boy."

It's almost like she's not true to the subculture or something...Like she isn't style over substance.  Which isn't pink at all, mind you.

Yup. I think I may have a nice, long slow IRL troll with this one.

Or I might do my typical thing, which is: immediate truth.

"LOOK, I may be thin, but I've for thick skin. You don't have to like me even a little bit. But would you mind terribly not looking at me like that? KTHXBAI."

Look at his outfit.  "You're ADORABLE."

[LMNO]

Start wearing bowties.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, origins of Tom Waits exposed:

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/mummies-reveal-ancient-nicotine-habit-6C10489603

[Salty]

Start wearing bowties.

Seriously just sprayed milk everywhere.

[Junkenstein]

Start wearing bowties.

Get a bowler hat as well and go for full on middle-class Englishman.

To the cricket!

[Salty]

Also, origins of Tom Waits exposed:

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/mummies-reveal-ancient-nicotine-habit-6C10489603

[Suu]

JESUS H CHRIST, MY BOYFRIEND BROKE MY GOOD SEWING MACHINE. This is $90 and 2 weeks worth of downtime I can't afford for a replacement part that's 30 years old.

SONOVAFUCKINGBITCHHATCUNTNUGGET.

[Doktor Howl]

JESUS H CHRIST, MY BOYFRIEND BROKE MY GOOD SEWING MACHINE. This is $90 and 2 weeks worth of downtime I can't afford for a replacement part that's 30 years old.

SONOVAFUCKINGBITCHHATCUNTNUGGET.

What the hell was he sewing?

[LMNO]

Some things are just unforgivable.

[Doktor Howl]

It just occurred to me that Alty is the lead singer of Fun.

[Salty]

It just occurred to me that Alty is the lead singer of Fun.

Howdyou mean?

[LMNO]

He means tonight you are young, and you set the world on fire.

[Doktor Howl]

It just occurred to me that Alty is the lead singer of Fun.

Howdyou mean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAyNR4CEPE8

That's totally you, all cleaned up & in a suit.