Your daily terror.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I KILLED EVERYONE 

YOU WIN THE INTERNETS!!!!!!!!!!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

HOW DID YOU KILL MADAGASCAR?

I DON'T KNOW I DID THE PARASITE AND REMOVED ALL THE SYMPTOMS AND BUMPED UP THE RESISTANCE TO TWO ON EVERYTHING AND WENT WITH WATER AND RODENTS AND I SAT THERE FOREVER WATCHING THE SHIPS GO BY MADAGASCAR AND NOT GO TO PORT AND I WAS YELLING AT THE SCREEN LIKE A CRAZY PERSON AND EVERYWHERE ELSE GOT INFECTED EXCEPT FUCKING MADAGASCAR AND I WAS ALL DON'T YOU DO IT DON'T YOU CLOSE THAT PORT AND THEY WERE ALL SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING AND I WAS ALL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AND THEN I BOUGHT UP ALL THE SYMPTOMS TO MAKE MORE PEOPLE GET INFECTED SO I CAN WRAP UP THE GAME AND LOSE ANYWAY BECAUSE FUCKING MADAGASCAR AND I GO BACK AND IT'S ALL DISEASE REACHES MADAGASCAR AND I WAS ALL SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Freeky]

WHOOOOOOO!

[P3nT4gR4m]

HOW DID YOU KILL MADAGASCAR?

I DON'T KNOW I DID THE PARASITE AND REMOVED ALL THE SYMPTOMS AND BUMPED UP THE RESISTANCE TO TWO ON EVERYTHING AND WENT WITH WATER AND RODENTS AND I SAT THERE FOREVER WATCHING THE SHIPS GO BY MADAGASCAR AND NOT GO TO PORT AND I WAS YELLING AT THE SCREEN LIKE A CRAZY PERSON AND EVERYWHERE ELSE GOT INFECTED EXCEPT FUCKING MADAGASCAR AND I WAS ALL DON'T YOU DO IT DON'T YOU CLOSE THAT PORT AND THEY WERE ALL SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING AND I WAS ALL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AND THEN I BOUGHT UP ALL THE SYMPTOMS TO MAKE MORE PEOPLE GET INFECTED SO I CAN WRAP UP THE GAME AND LOSE ANYWAY BECAUSE FUCKING MADAGASCAR AND I GO BACK AND IT'S ALL DISEASE REACHES MADAGASCAR AND I WAS ALL SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

FTR: This is how I imagine you IRL 

[Left]

HOW DID YOU KILL MADAGASCAR?

I DON'T KNOW I DID THE PARASITE AND REMOVED ALL THE SYMPTOMS AND BUMPED UP THE RESISTANCE TO TWO ON EVERYTHING AND WENT WITH WATER AND RODENTS AND I SAT THERE FOREVER WATCHING THE SHIPS GO BY MADAGASCAR AND NOT GO TO PORT AND I WAS YELLING AT THE SCREEN LIKE A CRAZY PERSON AND EVERYWHERE ELSE GOT INFECTED EXCEPT FUCKING MADAGASCAR AND I WAS ALL DON'T YOU DO IT DON'T YOU CLOSE THAT PORT AND THEY WERE ALL SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING AND I WAS ALL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AND THEN I BOUGHT UP ALL THE SYMPTOMS TO MAKE MORE PEOPLE GET INFECTED SO I CAN WRAP UP THE GAME AND LOSE ANYWAY BECAUSE FUCKING MADAGASCAR AND I GO BACK AND IT'S ALL DISEASE REACHES MADAGASCAR AND I WAS ALL SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

FTR: This is how I imagine you IRL 

Yes.  Fear her.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Honestly, I think you guys have a better handle of how I am irl than anyone else on the interbutts.

[P3nT4gR4m]

You're supposed to say "Nah, I'm a pussycat IRL", then at least there's an element of doubt where some hope could slip in but no. You've murdered my last remaining optimism vector 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

You're supposed to say "Nah, I'm a pussycat IRL", then at least there's an element of doubt where some hope could slip in but no. You've murdered my last remaining optimism vector 

But isn't the truth so reassuring? :P

[P3nT4gR4m]

I CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

[Ben Shapiro]

It's not moving as fast as SARS did. Thankfully, so they make be able to act against it faster. In my readings I'm starting to notice a pattern of these diseases that seem to originate in Asia. You always see these "plagues" that are brought in from the East to the Western World that cause some serious problems. Smallpox (The Antonine Plague) The Plague of Justinian, the Black Death, and the Third Pandemic (Bubonic mutations) are just to name a few. I am in no way a pathologist, so I have no real incite into this other than historical, but I find it fascinating.

Might have to do with the emperors sealing off his people from the rest of the world that made them super fucking deadly.