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Started by Doktor Howl, July 11, 2013, 03:17:29 PM

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Ben Shapiro

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July 11, 2013, 05:10:03 PM
AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAHAAHHAHAH

Can't stop won't stop laughing!

Doktor Howl

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July 11, 2013, 05:19:20 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 11, 2013, 05:10:03 PM
AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAHAAHHAHAH

Can't stop won't stop laughing!

See, kids...This man is serious about having a good time.
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Doktor Howl

#3
July 11, 2013, 05:20:12 PM
What's really funny about this is that you can GET a license to act as a mercenary force inside the USA.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
July 11, 2013, 05:35:18 PM
IT'S THE AMERICA WE DEMANDED!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#5
July 11, 2013, 05:36:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 05:35:18 PM
IT'S THE AMERICA WE DEMANDED!

Aka, Mercia in 700 AD.   :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
July 11, 2013, 05:44:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2013, 05:36:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 05:35:18 PM
IT'S THE AMERICA WE DEMANDED!

Aka, Mercia in 700 AD.   :lulz:

Gotta love how that proposed mine site is in a watershed. It's equivalent to someone plonking an open-pit mine down in Oregon's Bull Run.

And the State approved it?

Who's looking forward to the Great Wisconsin Cancer Cluster?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#7
July 11, 2013, 05:50:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2013, 05:36:55 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 05:35:18 PM
IT'S THE AMERICA WE DEMANDED!

Aka, Mercia in 700 AD.   :lulz:

Well, that explains the trend in mispronouncing America...

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
July 11, 2013, 07:43:31 PM
A-MERRRRR-CIA! A_MERRRRR-CIA! GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEEEEEEE
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Jez

#9
July 11, 2013, 09:31:12 PM
It's not mentioned in that article, but the local paper reported that the guards were to contact police if there was an issue.  So it's all good.  The assault rifles are just for show.

Honestly, though, the amount of sheer lunacy that goes on in Wisconsin could fill volumes.

Left

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July 12, 2013, 12:43:55 AM
Quote from: Jez on July 11, 2013, 09:31:12 PM
It's not mentioned in that article, but the local paper reported that the guards were to contact police if there was an issue.  So it's all good.  The assault rifles are just for show.

Honestly, though, the amount of sheer lunacy that goes on in Wisconsin could fill volumes.

...Dunno how they do it there?
Here in Texas I know, and...
In order to legally carry a duty weapon, you have to be state certified to carry that duty weapon...and practices are you will be insured to carry that duty weapon...and (by regulation) have a uniform on, a very specific uniform registered to your company, with your nametag visible at all times...
The weapons that can legally carried as a contract security person would usually include a no-greater-than .38 caliber pistol and a 12-gauge shotgun.
Nobody's gonna let me bring a semiauto rifle to work, mmmkay? 
Too bad.
I'd have a good excuse to buy the remanned Rumanian Kalashnikov sold with the bayonet and drum mag...  :fap:

I'd tend to suspect Wisconsin has similar statutes governing private security...
Wonder if the FBI/DHS has their fingerprint cards? 
I believe that's a national requirement for rent-a-cops now, we're all supposed to be fingerprinted.


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#11
July 12, 2013, 02:32:45 AM
This maybe a bit of confirmation bias combined with nostalgia, but I think Tucson entered Wisconsin when I left it.
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#12
July 12, 2013, 12:25:43 PM
Whoever lives downriver: Flee!
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July 12, 2013, 02:31:58 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 12, 2013, 12:43:55 AM
Quote from: Jez on July 11, 2013, 09:31:12 PM
It's not mentioned in that article, but the local paper reported that the guards were to contact police if there was an issue.  So it's all good.  The assault rifles are just for show.

Honestly, though, the amount of sheer lunacy that goes on in Wisconsin could fill volumes.

...Dunno how they do it there?
Here in Texas I know, and...
In order to legally carry a duty weapon, you have to be state certified to carry that duty weapon...and practices are you will be insured to carry that duty weapon...and (by regulation) have a uniform on, a very specific uniform registered to your company, with your nametag visible at all times...
The weapons that can legally carried as a contract security person would usually include a no-greater-than .38 caliber pistol and a 12-gauge shotgun.
Nobody's gonna let me bring a semiauto rifle to work, mmmkay? 
Too bad.
I'd have a good excuse to buy the remanned Rumanian Kalashnikov sold with the bayonet and drum mag...  :fap:

I'd tend to suspect Wisconsin has similar statutes governing private security...
Wonder if the FBI/DHS has their fingerprint cards? 
I believe that's a national requirement for rent-a-cops now, we're all supposed to be fingerprinted.

Rent-a-cops have been getting fingerprinted for a long time. It's part of the background check. It isn't a new thing.
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#14
July 12, 2013, 05:13:14 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 12, 2013, 12:25:43 PM
Whoever lives downriver: Flee!

Everyone lives downriver.

Ecologies aren't these disconnected things.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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