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Naked and Afraid

Started by Telarus, July 08, 2013, 05:52:41 AM

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#15
July 10, 2013, 08:07:59 PM
TV is awful.  I used to watch it a lot with my ex-wife.  Haven't watched it since the separation, don't miss it a bit.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Left

#16
July 12, 2013, 03:59:32 AM
My mom moved out on me.  She took the TV.
...YAY
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
July 12, 2013, 06:25:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2013, 04:12:56 AM
Are the contestants actually allowed to starve to death if they fail?

There is a dark and Libertarian part of myself that hopes so.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#18
July 12, 2013, 06:33:58 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 06:25:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2013, 04:12:56 AM
Are the contestants actually allowed to starve to death if they fail?

There is a dark and Libertarian part of myself that hopes so.

I just want the sort of person that wants to be on reality TV shows to starve to death where I can't hear 'em if I'm not dumb enough to turn the teevee on.

I think this makes me a bad person.  I'm comfortable with that.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
July 12, 2013, 06:35:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2013, 06:33:58 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 06:25:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2013, 04:12:56 AM
Are the contestants actually allowed to starve to death if they fail?

There is a dark and Libertarian part of myself that hopes so.

I just want the sort of person that wants to be on reality TV shows to starve to death where I can't hear 'em if I'm not dumb enough to turn the teevee on.

I think this makes me a bad person.  I'm comfortable with that.

I'm torn.

The social worker in me wants to say that's cruel

the realist in me wants to say oh god good fucking riddance to bad luggage.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#20
July 12, 2013, 06:38:01 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 06:35:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2013, 06:33:58 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 06:25:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2013, 04:12:56 AM
Are the contestants actually allowed to starve to death if they fail?

There is a dark and Libertarian part of myself that hopes so.

I just want the sort of person that wants to be on reality TV shows to starve to death where I can't hear 'em if I'm not dumb enough to turn the teevee on.

I think this makes me a bad person.  I'm comfortable with that.

I'm torn.

The social worker in me wants to say that's cruel

the realist in me wants to say oh god good fucking riddance to bad luggage.

What would Dian Fossey do?  She'd let nature take its course.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
July 12, 2013, 06:43:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2013, 06:38:01 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 06:35:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2013, 06:33:58 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 12, 2013, 06:25:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2013, 04:12:56 AM
Are the contestants actually allowed to starve to death if they fail?

There is a dark and Libertarian part of myself that hopes so.

I just want the sort of person that wants to be on reality TV shows to starve to death where I can't hear 'em if I'm not dumb enough to turn the teevee on.

I think this makes me a bad person.  I'm comfortable with that.

I'm torn.

The social worker in me wants to say that's cruel

the realist in me wants to say oh god good fucking riddance to bad luggage.

What would Dian Fossey do?  She'd let nature take its course.

This is true. Of course, she also didn't lure her apes into potentially fatal situations with promises of all the delicious food they could eat if only they did good.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
July 12, 2013, 06:45:29 AM
It suddenly occurs to me that humanity is probably overflowing with people who would be willing to risk their lives for the promise of all the food they can eat if only they do good.
:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#23
July 12, 2013, 05:54:45 PM
I know "newsfeed" is played out at this point, but...




T-SHIRT.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
July 12, 2013, 06:36:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 12, 2013, 05:54:45 PM
I know "newsfeed" is played out at this point, but...




T-SHIRT.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

McGrupp

#25
July 16, 2013, 05:46:42 PM
Coworker and I worked out an idea for a reality show we would both watch. It would be called 'Container'.

Take former reality stars from other shows and lock them in a metal shipping container which is rigged with cameras. Film and enjoy.

Network exec: "Well okay, how do you know who the winner is?"
Me: "Winner?"
Network exec: "How do you know when the game is over?"
Me:  "Over?"

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