What did you do with my RWHN?

[Doktor Howl]

Nope.  From post one, this has been all about YOUR OUTRAGE,

Well of course it is MY outrage, asshat, I am expressing MY opinion.

Okay, we have that straight.  Now let's drill down a bit.

Your manufactured outrage shamelessly drained out of the people actually effected, like some sort of horrible ghoul that feeds on media frenzies.

No, my outrage is from Rolling Stone saddling up to the teat of the Cash Cow of Tragedy and latching on harder than a starving calf.

Your outrage is a joke, RWHN.  I am convinced you've just been taking the piss for the last 4 years.  Nobody could actually be as phony as you.

[AFK]

You'll never know.   

[Ben Shapiro]

I'm the preacher whipping the hippies out of Houston then Pregamos appeared and fisted me so I stopped.

[Doktor Howl]

You'll never know.   

That's the beauty of it.  If I'm right, which is actually the least likely scenario, I'll never know.  If I'm wrong, and you really ARE that phony, well, you DO know.

But either way, you're a bit of a ghoul.  The modern day equivalent of a grave robber.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm the preacher whipping the hippies out of Houston then Pregamos appeared and fisted me so I stopped.

There should be some sort of committee to stop random fistings.

[AFK]

I'm the preacher whipping the hippies out of Houston then Pregamos appeared and fisted me so I stopped.

There should be some sort of committee to stop random fistings.

There is one in Palm Beach.

[P3nT4gR4m]

RWHN, Trolling is not supposed to just make you look stupid.

You seem to be forgetting this.

But I'm not trolling.


You seem to be missing this.


Also....

Of course you're trolling. Braindead people aren't as fucking dumb as you're making yourself out to be.

[Junkenstein]

RWHN, Trolling is not supposed to just make you look stupid.

You seem to be forgetting this.

But I'm not trolling.


You seem to be missing this.


Also....

So if you're not trolling, you're just voicing a stupid opinion? That seems to be what you are saying and doing. Again.

[AFK]

You'll never know.   

That's the beauty of it.  If I'm right, which is actually the least likely scenario, I'll never know.  If I'm wrong, and you really ARE that phony, well, you DO know.

But either way, you're a bit of a ghoul.  The modern day equivalent of a grave robber.

Uhh, because I have opinions?  That's kind of a weird thing to say.

[Doktor Howl]

You'll never know.   

That's the beauty of it.  If I'm right, which is actually the least likely scenario, I'll never know.  If I'm wrong, and you really ARE that phony, well, you DO know.

But either way, you're a bit of a ghoul.  The modern day equivalent of a grave robber.

Uhh, because I have opinions?  That's kind of a weird thing to say.

Nope.  Because every thread you post is pumping someone else's misery for your hipsterism.

[Junkenstein]

Well will you at least let us know if this offends you or not?


Because you still haven't given an answer to your butthurt and this is what it will lead to anyway.

[AFK]

You'll never know.   

That's the beauty of it.  If I'm right, which is actually the least likely scenario, I'll never know.  If I'm wrong, and you really ARE that phony, well, you DO know.

But either way, you're a bit of a ghoul.  The modern day equivalent of a grave robber.

Uhh, because I have opinions?  That's kind of a weird thing to say.

Nope.  Because every thread you post is pumping someone else's misery for your hipsterism.

Hipsterism?  Dude, have you been out in the sun too long?

[Doktor Howl]

Wait. I wasn't being exactly accurate.  Some of RWHN's threads are hippie loveburger shit one forum up, that he posted to show how us how we're Discordianing wrong.  He said as much, so there's no murky guesses at motivation.

[Doktor Howl]

You'll never know.   

That's the beauty of it.  If I'm right, which is actually the least likely scenario, I'll never know.  If I'm wrong, and you really ARE that phony, well, you DO know.

But either way, you're a bit of a ghoul.  The modern day equivalent of a grave robber.

Uhh, because I have opinions?  That's kind of a weird thing to say.

Nope.  Because every thread you post is pumping someone else's misery for your hipsterism.

Hipsterism?  Dude, have you been out in the sun too long?

HELLO?  ARIZONA?

Anyway, yes.  Hipsterism.  You have to have your outrage, and you have to make sure everyone knows just how outraged you are.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, RWHN's repulsive ghoulishness has killed that excessive optimism I had going, so I might do a chapter tonight.