The blessings of Greyface

[Ben]

Well no matter what, they're gonna be dipped in Turd, right?

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

hmm...ice cream cones dipped in tequila?


nah....they'd just get soggy.....

and it'd be a waste of good tequila.

I said confectionary and on this topic I have had somewonderfull lollypops made from tequila.

[East Coast Hustle]

yeah, well...

LOLLIPOPS > SOGGY ICE CREAM CONES

[Cain]

Deep fried mars bar > food for a week

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

yeah, well...

LOLLIPOPS > SOGGY ICE CREAM CONES

sure but that illustrates the ability to dip the cones in a confectionary tequila with out the cones becoming soggy.

[East Coast Hustle]

wtf?

you lost me somewhere...

how does tequila flavored lollipops have any-fucking-thing to do with whether or not ice cream cones get soggy?

in your rush to prove me a loudmothed idiot, you seem to have left behind your bag o' intelligent thought....

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

A friend of mine also dislikes chocolate.


however he's allergic to it, so his reason is legitamate.

[Horab Fibslager]

what about killing people to make way for new people?

Horab honey, didn't anyone ever sit you down and tell you the "facts of life?"
We're not in the midst of a people shortage, and even if we were, killing the old ones isn't how you get new ones!

how about blowing people up who are in teh way of an ideal like peace or freedom or prosperity?

Counter-productive. Committing violence sends the message that violence is condoned, and it will only encourage them. It creates the revenge cycle....you hit me, I hit you, you hit me back, I hit you back....before you know it everyone's brawling and nobody knows who started it or why, and nobody knows what else to do so they keep hitting.

Besides, how do we know that we're on the right side and they're on the wrong? Perhaps they think WE are in the way. Perhaps they are operating under a different definition of "peace, freedom or prosperity" and see US as the problem. There are multiple viewpoints to the situation, and you need ALL of them to solve the problem, but you can't do that by killing off everyone who disagrees with you - because you'll NEVER run out of people to disagree with for starters, and also because everyone operates out of a certain degree of self-interest i.e. personal security, prosperity etc and these things are not reserved for some beings over others; they are human rights.

also incidentally that's why i go with the qwu-wei over active particpation.

effective non-action is always more effective than effective action.

it's also important to remember that nobody moves and nobody gets hurt.

[LMNO]

wtf?

you lost me somewhere...

how does tequila flavored lollipops have any-fucking-thing to do with whether or not ice cream cones get soggy?

in your rush to prove me a loudmothed idiot, you seem to have left behind your bag o' intelligent thought....

If I may....

Take 5-6 tequila-flavored lollipops.
Crush with hammer, plumbing wrench, or bottom of fire extingusher.
Mist lightly with tequila (to partially dissolve the candy & makes it sticky.  I recommend doing a shot of tequila & performing a well-aimed spit take).
Dip cone in candy, which will now stick to cone.

Viola!  Tequila-coated cone!

[edit: and vegan, too!]

[Wishfarple]

That's a super idea.  

If you moistened just the inside of the cone and sprinkled the candy in there, it'd be a neat little flavor surprise if you actually use the things to serve ice-cream in.

[LMNO]

::curtseys::

[Prickly]

Wait, ice cream dipped in ranch dressing?

*shudders*

[EraPassing]

Chocolate = good
Coffee = doubleplusgood
Chocolate + coffee = better than sex.

[East Coast Hustle]

no way.

not a chance.

[Wishfarple]

Chocolate = good
Coffee = doubleplusgood
Chocolate + coffee = better than sex.

Sex dipped in chocolate + coffee afterwards = Teh Win.