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Started by Cain, July 22, 2013, 11:32:38 AM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:18:35 PM
I'm a Muslim like Obama who hates freedom.

Pipe bomb pressure cooker assault rifle constitution tyranny.

Dok,
Not skeered.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:20:12 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:18:35 PM
I'm a Muslim like Obama who hates freedom.

You're a longhaired, bearded brown dude.

Careful. They might believe you.

Bearman is the terrorist you demanded.
Molon Lube

Ben Shapiro

Do your worst! I'll just win 20 million from the state of Texas, and start a engineering school for low income students in the fifth ward. What are you going to do about it. As far as the NSA is concerned I'm officially white according to Florida.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:26:14 PM
Do your worst! I'll just win 20 million from the state of Texas, and start a engineering school for low income students in the fifth ward. What are you going to do about it. As far as the NSA is concerned I'm officially white according to Florida.

It won't save you.  They hate White people, too.
Molon Lube

Ben Shapiro

Well then! They're going to have learn to love Bears!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:34:37 PM
Well then! They're going to have learn to love Bears!

Youtube search Bearforce1.
Molon Lube

Ben Shapiro

I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

LMNO has corrupted another one with his FABULOUS. 

Something must be done, this is nothing short of cultural terrorism.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

I am unsure if I am a bear or not.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

Too small. I think you would be an otter, technically.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

Too small. I think you would be an otter, technically.

Met her.  Dormouse.  She's TINY.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:58:04 PM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

Too small. I think you would be an otter, technically.

Met her.  Dormouse.  She's TINY.

Tinier than me, relatively speaking if I were female?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:58:04 PM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

Too small. I think you would be an otter, technically.

Met her.  Dormouse.  She's TINY.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:59:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 05:58:04 PM
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 22, 2013, 05:57:32 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 05:43:25 PM
I have they're amazing I can't get enough of that song.
I don't care if Bears are part of the gay culture I'm a god damn bear!

BEARS CAN BE STRAIGHT MEN, TOO.

EMBRACE IT

YOU ARE A BEAR!

I  think I might be a bear too.

Too small. I think you would be an otter, technically.

Met her.  Dormouse.  She's TINY.

Tinier than me, relatively speaking if I were female?

Yep.  She could wash down a sewer grate.  Seriously.
Molon Lube