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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 17, 2013, 12:03:07 AM
Bollocks. Dandelions are delicious, you're just not doing the right things with them.
That's entirely possible, I eat them raw.
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The greens are good raw if you match them with the right flavors. Grassy and slightly bitter wants some acidity to offset it with maybe a touch of sweetness. Adding a pungent soft cheese into the mix is also a good idea. IOW, toss your dandelion greens with some white balsamic vinaigrette and some crumbled bleu cheese.

You can also make dandelion wine, though it's definitely an acquired taste.

If you care about things like this, you want to be especially careful to not eat them if they're growing in places that are sprayed with commercial pesticides.
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Quote from: Alty on July 17, 2013, 02:52:01 AM
000,

How in the fuck did you know which robot was mine?

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rule #000: backup your robots!
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